Gross stories

[sir dooble]

my thumb became black
mostly at the nail

Bruised nails can look pretty nasty.
And they're sore.

I had a bruised thumbnail when I was shoved and kind of pinned against a wall at school.
The wall happened to have that sort of stucco-ceiling effect to it, and my thumb was pressed against one of the parts that sticks out and the person shoving me was pushing on my hands, squashing them into it.

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[HypnoT]

I had ingrown toe-nail surgery three times now, twice on the right toe because the GP forgeted it up the first time so I had to go to a specialist the second time. This is what it looked like a few days after the specialist did the second surgery a year after the first surgery.

>>WARNING GRAPHIC<<

Note: This was 8 years ago

[sir dooble]

Owch. That looks worse than what I have right now.

[ThatRandomGuy]

When I was around 9 I cut myself on accident with a swiss army knife on the thigh, I had sharpened the thing so much that one little move cut me deep enough to almost need stitches. I now have a 4in scar on my thigh .-.

I was bleeding through my shorts so I had blood run down my leg and onto the floor

[Planr]

I was riding in the front and just as we were pulling in to the car park I looked down and realised I was still in my boxers. My friend noticed but didn't tell me :/

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why you shouldn't do drugs.

[carolcat]

i farted in my boyfriend's lap one time

[Mongler]

Not involved rly with me, but this girl fell out of a tree in front of everybody, and had a huge slit in her arm like 8 inches long, and 4 inches deep. You could see the meat, bone and all. She never went to the doctor, just disinfected it and wrapped it. When she took it off, all the meat was grey-ish and gross looking, bone was how it always was. Pretty loving wicked.

[ZombiLoin]

Not involved rly with me, but this girl fell out of a tree in front of everybody, and had a huge slit in her arm like 8 inches long, and 4 inches deep. You could see the meat, bone and all. She never went to the doctor, just disinfected it and wrapped it. When she took it off, all the meat was grey-ish and gross looking, bone was how it always was. Pretty loving wicked.

Did she lose it?

Seriously, that sounds like a "lose it" wound.

[Mongler]

Did she lose it?

Seriously, that sounds like a "lose it" wound.

No, it wasn't in an area with muscles or anything Vital. Now, it's just a big scar

[ThatRandomGuy]

No, it wasn't in an area with muscles or anything Vital. Now, it's just a big scar

Last time I checked Muscle is everywhere in the human body....

[Mongler]

Last time I checked Muscle is everywhere in the human body....

Yeah, but in the area it was cut it wasn't major. Surprised it didn't break the bone on the fall though.

[sir dooble]

i farted in my boyfriend's lap one time

You sicken me.

[EnjoyedBen2002]

My school gave us expired milk for lunch a while ago. the next day I was late to class because i was taking a massive dump

[XR-7]

My sister managed to shut all five of her fingers in a sliding van door with the lock activated at a birthday party we were attending. My mom had to run in and try to figure out who's van it was so they could go unlock it and get her hand out.

My dad slammed the door on his van on his sister's fingers. Her thumb was almost fully severed and required emergency surgery. Bones were visible and the thumb was hanging by a ripped shred of skin.

[phflack]

how do you guys manage so many ingrown toenails
my toenails are longer than my toe, but they grow out/down instead of straight down