Improv Story

[Mongler]

Rum On The Rocks, shaked not stirred

[Ad Bot]

[Maxxi]

and Run over pie crust with a prius

[SBG]

then forget his dog

[Mongler]

And hit a baseball at a lady walking her pet gator

[Blockchip]

slice of fresh apple pie, which costed you...

1.67 pounds.
You pay the bartender, do all that other stuff, and hit the alligator with a baseball bat too.
You hear police sirens...

[Mongler]

Ferguson protestors run by me with hands in the air as cops speed after them. They start shouting "Get that pink brother!" Then...

[ThatRandomGuy]

you perform seppuku under the pressure only to realize...

[Mongler]

They had flare guns

[Slammer1337]

and actual guns, so...

[ThatRandomGuy]

you perform seppuku anyways because of guns and flare guns, while your guts are on the ground you see...

[McZealot]

A giant phallus shaped truck rams your car and kills you

/story

i hate people like this who post some "declarative ending" right away to shut down a topic for literally no reason. it's just being irritating. do they expect everyone to just abandon ship after that post?

[Slammer1337]

surprised that McZealot's post is part of your insides, you...

[SBG]

are still able to forget it, in response, he..

[AtlasBlue]

... then proceeds to rant about an off-topic subject. You're about to be bored to death, when all of a sudden...

[SpongeCraft1212]

you go onto the internet and go onto Deviantart and...