Author Topic: Improv Story  (Read 2771 times)

So, one night, you were driving down the road, WHEN SUDDENLY...

A giant phallus shaped truck rams your car and kills you

/story

WHEN SUDDENLY, ThatRandomGuy appears in the middle of the road.
You...

sing an obscene song about phalluses and pernuses

A giant phallus shaped truck rams your car and kills you

/story

Singing that song got you in the mood for some music, so you turn the radio on and hear a song about...

PHALLUSES AND PERNUSES

...94.7, KSHE-95, then...

While driving, you encounter a large commercial district, with stores and stuff.
You..

Stop in the parking lot, and almost get attacked by a cat with rabies. I run in, then...

get attacked by a random furry in an alley way, he has a shank. What do you do

Shoot him with a taser and run into the nearest building.
After running in, you realize that building was...

A dog pound with rusty weak cages and vicious dogs

You say "forget all this furry stuff", leave the pound, run into the nearest baror pub, and order a...
« Last Edit: May 05, 2015, 08:45:47 PM by Blockchip »

slice of fresh apple pie, which costed you...