Author Topic: Improv Story  (Read 2784 times)


But, before you can un-zip your pants, a wild Mr. Man appears!


Suddenly, you die, because guts are important.
Then you get reincarnated as a...


You become a dough wizard, make a sandwich, and then start eating it.
But then, the SWAT bust into your house.
They're after your sandwich!
You...


The SWAT try to kill you, but you summon a bread golem, which crushes them all.
You hide the bodies in...

A large bowl of Bread Pudding. Suddenly, you hear a helicopter flying overhead ...

of your house, shaking the walls of your kitchen, with plates and bread jars crashing down to the floor.

The hellicoptor appears in the window.
It has a minigun and two rocket launchers attached to it.
You throw dough at it until it explodes.

Then, you go to your computer, and play...

Landblock, that stuff where you game build.

while playing...

WWE: HULK HOGAN EDITION
WHEN A NEW WRESTLER APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE

you smash his face in as HULK HOGAN, BROTHER when suddenly you need to...

Go to the bathroom, you rush in and...