Improv Story

[BlockoCrafter]

pick your nose, but your fingernails are literal nails.

EDIT: this was for the previous post, but this works.

[Ad Bot]

[SBG]

get your nose an infection, so you must...

[Pwnon]

eat lots of cocaine so...

[Mongler]

get your nose an infection, so you must...

Drive to the hospital as wrecklessly as possible.

[The GI of MA]

eat lots of cocaine so...

you get sick because you don't ingest cocaine, silly!
then you turned into a...

[Mongler]

you get sick because you don't ingest cocaine, silly!
then you turned into a...

Bologna Pony

[randomtroll39]

and fought the bologna eating gods

[Blockchip]

You exit your current plane of existence, stop being a bologna pony, and suddenly gain the ability to...

[Dragonoid.Slayer]

3D print carrots when you suddenly see a giant flying...

[Blockchip]

3carrot printer.
You destroy it, and decide to go to ___, to buy food.

[randomtroll39]

when you reach the hulk hoagie stand you get a footlong with ____________

[Blockchip]

Mayonnaise.
It makes you vomit, and then someone starts assaulting you, so you...

[Mongler]

So you run into a storm shelter as a tornado comes and lock the door behind you with the people outside still...

[Machaty]

Imitating Hilary Clinton and...

[Blockchip]

The storm shelter turns out to be full of advertisements for the Kingdom of Loathing.

You wait until the tornado goes away, exit the shelter, and go to the gun store.
You buy a...