Author Topic: Improv Story (Read 2775 times)

BlockoCrafter · May 06, 2015, 05:55:17 PM

pick your nose, but your fingernails are literal nails.

EDIT: this was for the previous post, but this works.

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SBG · May 06, 2015, 07:53:17 PM

get your nose an infection, so you must...

Pwnon · May 06, 2015, 07:57:15 PM

eat lots of cocaine so...

Mongler · May 06, 2015, 07:57:38 PM

Quote from: SBG on May 06, 2015, 07:53:17 PM

get your nose an infection, so you must...

Drive to the hospital as wrecklessly as possible.

The GI of MA · May 06, 2015, 07:58:23 PM

Quote from: Pwnon on May 06, 2015, 07:57:15 PM

eat lots of cocaine so...

you get sick because you don't ingest cocaine, silly!
then you turned into a...

Mongler · May 06, 2015, 08:19:17 PM

Quote from: The GI of MA on May 06, 2015, 07:58:23 PM

you get sick because you don't ingest cocaine, silly!
then you turned into a...

Bologna Pony

randomtroll39 · May 06, 2015, 10:26:38 PM

and fought the bologna eating gods

Blockchip · May 07, 2015, 07:32:57 AM

You exit your current plane of existence, stop being a bologna pony, and suddenly gain the ability to...

Dragonoid.Slayer · May 07, 2015, 08:14:42 AM

3D print carrots when you suddenly see a giant flying...

Blockchip · May 07, 2015, 11:11:33 AM

3carrot printer.
You destroy it, and decide to go to ___, to buy food.

randomtroll39 · May 07, 2015, 12:58:32 PM

when you reach the hulk hoagie stand you get a footlong with ____________

Blockchip · May 08, 2015, 04:11:46 PM

Mayonnaise.
It makes you vomit, and then someone starts assaulting you, so you...

Mongler · May 08, 2015, 04:12:54 PM

So you run into a storm shelter as a tornado comes and lock the door behind you with the people outside still...

Machaty · May 08, 2015, 04:16:20 PM

Imitating Hilary Clinton and...

Blockchip · May 08, 2015, 05:08:48 PM

The storm shelter turns out to be full of advertisements for the Kingdom of Loathing.

You wait until the tornado goes away, exit the shelter, and go to the gun store.
You buy a...