snake inspection day (?)

[The Killer Cop #311]

You guys haven't had it yet? I had snake inspections every year, starting at 5th grade.
You people must have weird schools.

every loving YEAR???

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[ThatRandomGuy]

every loving YEAR???

need to make sure you clean properly after beating your meat

[Ocelotus]

every loving YEAR???

yeah, every year 5th-12th grade we get our snake checked

[Refticus]

this guy in a trenchcoat came in and asked to see all the richards for inspection
he must of been out of breath, since he was breathing heavily throughout it all

[Pie Crust]

Lol, good luck with that. I have no snake inspection day at school because that stuff's illegal if it's not done by a doctor with the patient's consent and, if the patient is a minor, their parent's consent.

[Eden]

Jesus forget this thread.

[Camel]

that's forgetin weird, ew

we keep it tame here in my county - lewinsky tests are only administered bi-monthly

[shamester]

Are you in ROTC, the military or any sort of thing like that?

[Nonnel]

it's not

I AM AWARE IT'S NOT

[XR-7]

I remember snake inspection day. My gym teacher always took his time because he wanted to make sure that there was no evidence of STIs or anything. He would measure both flaccid and erect snake size to chart development along with testicle size. He told me it's really useful for getting statistics on human growth. It did make me feel weird though. But hell, I never liked being homeschooled.

Uhhhhh
On a side note, my doctor didn't inspect or anything when I went for a well visit last week. He didn't check my abdomen either and most of my doctors did that previously. Pretty much all we did is chat about my problems from the last year or so, he did routine things like heart, ears, eyes, breathing, etc, and then he felt my knees only because I'd had joint problems.

[Maxwell.]

I AM AWARE IT'S NOT

No. You were not.

[Foxscotch]

I can't believe that there are people here who think any of this is real...

[Alcatraz]

if they try to do that to you then charge the forget out of that building and dont even stop to make sure your exit isn't a fire exit one. just loving get away.

[General]

This should have nothing to do with the school, school is for teaching not inspecting kids' physical development.

This is what parents and primary health care are for, ffs.

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