Become immortal by drinking from the holy grail after I go on a whacky adventure being chased by the national socialist's in some Arabian desert while I catch up with a girl I used to bang. Then get caught by the national socialists and having to go into the trap-ridden temple to recover the holy grail. Among these traps there are 12 cups I need to chose from. One of them was Jesus'. Watch an starfish pick the wrong one. Watch him die, then go and find the one that wont kill me. Find the cup, take a small sip then escape the temple and give the cup to my father who was shot but I didn't mention it earlier, surprised he isn't dead yet. Ride into the sunset after the temple collapses after some bitch thought it'd be funny to walk close to the wall with the cup. Credits roll and I go home.
