Closest you ever came to dying

[XR-7]

i got bit by a tick at age 4 and got lyme disease
and then i got bit by another tick and got lyme disease AGAIN
and than i got bit by ANOTHER tick but i didn't get lyme disease

My dad got Lyme disease this year from a tick.

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[ThatRandomGuy]

Pie crust sending me weird ass stories

[randomtroll39]

Dunno
either being ran over by 2 bikes in the same week
or being inside one of those playhouses (I was on the top floor) and there was a fire on the bottom, luckily one of my friends came in and told me to get out because there was a fire

[TheABELBOTO]

Almost had a paintbrush jabbed through my neck in elementary school during an earthquake drill
Seven times had cars almost run me over
Fell off a bunk bed at a friend's house and almost landed head first
Had a hair dryer drop on my bathtub just as I got out.
Stepped on a rattle snake and was inches from getting bitten

There's more that I can't recall atm

[Willco2]

almost got hit by a dumb lady in a car on my bike
she didnt even slow down like wtf

[the evil corperation]

Almost got flung off of a ride that the oporater didnt know how to use. Didnt sue because its wild west world and it was going to die a month later from bankruptcy

[Mr Unicode]

Almost got flung off of a ride that the oporater didnt know how to use. Didnt sue because its wild west world and it was going to die a month later from bankruptcy

Dude, everyone knows that if you reply to a topic that's older than 5 hours its a troll bump.

[Pie Crust]

They might be street names.

They're two of the most transited avenues in Buenos Aires so it was basically Self Delete to cross them diagonally.

[Donnies Catch]

Probably when I threw up in my sleep from being drunk because I'm uninteresting.

[Rigel]

i got bit by a tick at age 4 and got lyme disease
and then i got bit by another tick and got lyme disease AGAIN
and than i got bit by ANOTHER tick but i didn't get lyme disease

I once found a tick on my balls after a shower. It hurt to pull that forgeter off.

[Space1255]

I once found a tick on my balls after a shower. It hurt to pull that forgeter off.

I know how that feels. Fortunately it wasn't rooted in ther so I drowned the motherforgeter before he had the chance to feed off of me. It left a lump that went away after a few days though, but I didn't get too sick.

[Blahguy300]

One time I nearly bled to death because I cut my head open

[Brickitect]

All I can think of is that I looked over a 6-7 floor high rail and looked down all the way to the ground level.  I felt like I leaned over it a lil far but that's all I can think of.....

[Bass]

Bass has a story for ya:

When I was 7 I was separated from my family in the woods and a big dog tried hurl himself at me. I dodged his attack by raising my left arm and sidestepping to the right but he took a chunk of skin off the arm. The dog surprisingly left along with I making it back to my parents with a arm bleeding out then rushed to the hospital. After stitches, I was later told by the doctors that where the dog bit me if I hadn't risen my arm the dog would have tore my throat out.

My scare still stands reminding me of how I almost died...