Think of a random item before entering this thread

[Zay]

my hammer is better than your graphics tablet because it lets me loving destroy it

[Ad Bot]

[Shizza04]

my hammer is better than your graphics tablet because it lets me loving destroy it

my cannon will crush your hammer

[Aperture Science]

aperture science weighted storage cube

with patience, you can store a body in it.

[TeeOS]

cactus is better because it has spikes for a weapon and water for hydration

[Ragequit]

cactus is better because it has spikes for a weapon and water for hydration

what if you want to moisten your butt

[Daswiruch]

carrot is better than cactus because it doesn't need hydration

[Ocelotus]

carrot

[Blockchip]

Toolboxes are easier to hide explosives in than carrots are

[Kohoutek]

bottle of water

water for not being thirsty

empty bottle for later storage maybe
you could have more water or another liquid
or maybe store pebbles.
who doesn't want a bottle full of pebbles for when the time for self defense?
get down on the attacker muslim-style.
stone that motherforgeter.
you could also store some nice sweets to share with your friends or eat them all yourself if you're fat and/or selfish

[Blocky943]

L's furry carrot collection is better because you can use them for loveual purposes

[Kohoutek]

L's furry carrot collection is better because you can use them for loveual purposes

it's possible shove a bottle of water up your ass. loveual purpose, too. (although maybe rudimentary)

[ButlerBlockhead125]

my usb drive containing a file of the coming out simulator http://ncase.itch.io/coming-out-simulator-2014 cannot be beaten, it is infact a form that can be re-copied over and over again, creating millions of computers containing such, and will soon dominate the world by forcing gays to become their true form.