- formal request to actually state what you're going to do, because you basically asked me to bullstuff up an attack on my own.
ZHARTHON: | 1 | - You throw an ungodly amount of knives at the TURRET, but it lets out a mighty blast of air and changes their minds. They all proceed to fly back into you, blade first, making a total mess. DOWNED, respawn y/n? |
TBER123: | 2 | - You try to sic a local gang into opening fire on the wall, but only realize your mis-judgement after getting pistol-whipped across the face. |
SIRGIR: | 1 | - You attempt to intimidate the TURRET with your arcane skills, but instead manage to agitate it. It responds by launching a rocket at you, which joins forces with your spells to create a large flashy explosion. Your remains are now soaring gracefully through the sky. GAME OVER, continue? |
MR. HURRICANE: | 3 | - A scary-looking ion cannon, dramatically pointed at the BARRICADE... A badass pre-asskicking one-liner... Click. Click. Click click. |
HODOTOTMAN: | 2 | - You attempt to drag an entire god damn galaxy into the wall, but instead manage to yank and hit yourself with MR. HURRICANE's ion cannon. |
TUDORELEU: | 4 | - You get a large drill, turn it on, break the knob off and cram it into the accelerator. It launches and tears into the BARRICADE with a satisfying symphony of "KABLAM-POW-WHRRRRRcrrrrrackle". |
JARELASH: | 3 | - You bring an ornate table, some candles, a seat, and have a refreshing romantic dinner with the BARRICADE, earning yourself several odd looks. |
RAGEQUIT: | 5 | - You get the heaviest shoe you can find, set it on fire and launch it at the wall with great effort. |
GR8DAYSETH: | 5 | - You set up a large amount of speakers around the BARRICADE, hand everyone earplugs, and let loose an earthshaking, terrifying war cry of BAAABY BAAABY OOOOUUUUGHHH |
BREADFISH: | 4 | - You pull out an evil-looking laser gun, take aim, and sink a few large green blasts into the BARRICADE. |
LEGODUDE77: | 1 | - You throw a few bullets into the BARRICADE, but they ricochet and hit you in the ears, forfeiting your protection against the song GR8DAYSETH is currently blasting. BABY, BABY, OOOOOHHHHH |
FLAMECANNON: | 3 | - You very quickly find out the sheer impossibility of building stuff during a Justin Bieber-induced earthquake. |
ELECTRK: | 6 | - You throw a death hurricane of bricks into the BARRICADE in an attempt to repair it. You pound it with ungodly amounts of bricks, leaving quite a few cracks on its surface, in an attempt to repair it. Good job! |
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