D100 - do the thing

[CypherX]

TRISTAN LETS GET MOVING forgetS SAKE

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[TristanLuigi]

shove the sun rod up your bum

ROLL 82
The heat of the rod is pleasant... it feels good...

become solaire

ROLL 94
Ok you're Solaire now
*Annoying Orangeet music*

Roll to summon Satan.

ROLL 34
Nothing happens, but you get a faint whiff of sulphur. Gross.

[CypherX]

fire the sun rod at maximum power

[TristanLuigi]

fire the sun rod at maximum power

ROLL 29
A weakish flame spurts out of the rod. You make a pouty face.

[tber123]

Roll to become the lord of the flies.

[TristanLuigi]

Roll to become the lord of the flies.

ROLL 35
A fly whizzes right by your earrRRRZZZZZZZZ

[grunterdb1951]

roll to roll a d20

[TristanLuigi]

roll to roll a d20

ROLL 44
You only get to roll a D6.
ROLL 1
You drop the D6 and it shatters. One of the pieces scratches your leg.

[CypherX]

find a computer

[TristanLuigi]

find a computer

ROLL 26
Not a building in sight, let alone a computer.

[CypherX]

what the forget

send smoke signals

[TristanLuigi]

what the forget

send smoke signals

ROLL 81
You send up a nice big column of smoke!
I'm going to roll if anyone saw it:
ROLL 49
Nope.

[CypherX]

roll to kill the dice gods

[TristanLuigi]

roll to kill the dice gods

ROLL 8
well that's ironic
it starts thunderstorming and a tornado forms in the forest which is also burning
lightning hits right next to you
a D100 hits you in the head

[Ragequit]

roll it