Author Topic: self quotes  (Read 1798 times)

"who pooped in your ass this morning"

"who put stuff in my pants?!"


How could we trust our eyes of jet fuel can't melt steel beams???


One time my brother asked me a question and I didn't know how to answer so I yelled "SHUT THE forget OVER" really loud and scared him



"Why don't you look me in the eyes when you tell me how much you loving love me?"

"i always take invisible cars into account when j-walking"




16:37 - theuhie: "Look semen demon, here's what's going to happen. You either stop dragging everyone down, or I will literally slap the stuff out of you."
16:37 - theuhie: SEMEN DEMON

"where's my gun
WHERE'S MY GUN
oh
here it is
stupid a-"