Dice with 100 Sides: no

[Afraidanna]

Flip a table.

[Ad Bot]

[Refticus]

with your new 10 meter long schlong, enslave humanity under your almighty richard.

[Ragequit]

forget debra with your richard

[Agent Legit 22]

Destroy the North Korean military with said tank.

[startacker]

Have a refreshing glass of milk.

12, there is no milk at work

Flip a table.

30, You're too weak! you blow it up with the rpg out of frustration

with your new 10 meter long schlong, enslave humanity under your almighty richard.

1, your richard shrunk.

forget debra with your richard

90 -BLOCKLAND researchO EDITION IS NEEDED TO VIEW THIS POST-

Destroy the North Korean military with said tank.

22, Korea is already dead

INVENTORY
iPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (LOADED)
RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x7
Buckshot shells x2
Grenade x1
$490,950

COMPANIONS
Aroused Menopause Strikes Back (ARMED WITH MINIGUN)

[NessNet]

Attempt to find a store and buy some sour patch.

[CypherX]

find john madden

[startacker]

Attempt to find a store and buy some sour patch.

93, We got 100 packets of sour patch for 100 bucks

find john madden

75, You find john madden buying some candy

INVENTORY
iPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (LOADED)
RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x7
Buckshot shells x2
Grenade x1
Sour Patch x100
$490,850

COMPANIONS
Aroused Menopause Strikes Back (ARMED WITH MINIGUN)

[CypherX]

rob him and steal his toupee

[Seath45]

Notice his posse. Tons of moonbase alpha astronauts.
Kill them

[Refticus]

reach into your ass inventory to find another gravity gun

[NessNet]

Try to mod rpg-7 and make it homing

[startacker]

rob him and steal his toupee

38, did not quite work out, you have a black eye now

Notice his posse. Tons of moonbase alpha astronauts.
Kill them

55, A quick rpg launch kills them all

reach into your ass inventory to find another gravity gun

60, Gravity Gun get!

Try to mod rpg-7 and make it homing

67, rpg now has laser-guidance system

INVENTORY
iPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (LOADED)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x6
Buckshot shells x2
Grenade x1
Gravity Gun
$490,950

COMPANIONS
Menopause Strikes Back (ARMED WITH MINIGUN)

[CypherX]

use Menopause Strikes Back to gun down john madden

[NessNet]

Realize that you need to go to the bathroom and attempt to find a bathroom to piss