Dice with 100 Sides: no

[Afraidanna]

Trade in the iphone5 for a iphone6+ at the store

[Ad Bot]

[tber123]

Attempt to summon Andrew Jackson

[jarelash]

Divide by zero

[Maelstrom]

According to page 7, you should have two gravity guns.  Dual wield them and rip the desk in your office cubicle in two by pulling it to splinters.

[startacker]

use Menopause Strikes Back to gun down john madden

58, rip john madden

Realize that you need to go to the bathroom and attempt to find a bathroom to piss

60, I really don't know what to put here

Trade in the iphone5 for a iphone6+ at the store

81, RIP the talking iphone5

Attempt to summon Andrew Jackson

35, You got a $20 bill

Divide by zero

46, You get an error on your phone

According to page 7, you should have two gravity guns.  Dual wield them and rip the desk in your office cubicle in two by pulling it to splinters.

89, You pull up both Gravity Guns, one in each hand, and destroy your desk, the monitor falls onto the floor and shatters.

INVENTORY
iPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (LOADED)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x6
Buckshot shells x2
Grenade x1
Dual Wielded Gravity Gun
$490,950

COMPANIONS
Menopause Strikes Back (ARMED WITH MINIGUN)

[Seath45]

Combine the gravity guns to make a physgun

[CypherX]

roll to be made the police chief

[jarelash]

Find a jar to piss in.

[ButlerBlockhead125]

Find a piss to jar in.

[tber123]

Attempt to reuinvent the wheel

[startacker]

Combine the gravity guns to make a physgun

67, Physgun get!

roll to be made the police chief

41, There was a slight chuckle when you requested the position

Find a jar to piss in.

30, Your snake is bleeding now

Find a piss to jar in.

96, You head into the bathroom and scoop up a "specimen," some guy screams out how forgeted up you are

Attempt to reuinvent the wheel

21, Some scientist dude comes along and smacks a paper in your face, it says "patent"

INVENTORY
iPhone 6
Sawn-off Shotgun (LOADED)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x6
Buckshot shells x2
Grenade x1
Physgun
Liquid Yellow Specimen
$490,970

COMPANIONS
Menopause Strikes Back (ARMED WITH MINIGUN)

[Refticus]

tear up your clothing to create a new fabric vibrator.


then use it on your nether regions

[NessNet]

Create creature from yellow specimen.

[CypherX]

use menopause strikes back to threaten the dice gods into re-rolling for police chief

[jarelash]

Turn liquid yellow specimen into a cure for cancer.