Dice with 100 Sides: no

[}]Crazy[{]

spend 100,000 on an extra 10-sided dice

[Ad Bot]

[Mr Noobler]

tell the scientist
that he's gay

[startacker]

tear up your clothing to create a new fabric vibrator.


then use it on your nether regions

60, you're now almost naked, the fabric vibrator falls apart after using it

Create creature from yellow specimen.

57, It has an eye now, huh

use menopause strikes back to threaten the dice gods into re-rolling for police chief

37, They kinda just... giggled

Turn liquid yellow specimen into a cure for cancer.

84, You now have a Yellow-Cureforcancer vial

spend 100,000 on an extra 10-sided dice

18, Speaking of which, where are you going to hold all of your stuff

tell the scientist
that he's gay

52, That was satisfying

Meanwhile a police officer just saw you and is probably going to arrest you for public nudity, wow

INVENTORY
iPhone 6
Sawn-off Shotgun (LOADED)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x6
Buckshot shells x2
Grenade x1
Physgun
Yellow-Cureforcancer vial
$490,970

COMPANIONS
Menopause Strikes Back (ARMED WITH MINIGUN)

[CypherX]

i forgetin got 100 once i can do it again

roll to become mayor

[Maelstrom]

(Non-roll)  Continent progress?

(Roll)  Get another physgun so you can use dual physguns!

[Refticus]

search your ass inventory for something useful

also scream out "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME MR POLICE MAN"

[Mr Noobler]

pull out a 356.magnum desert eagle out of your butt,
if doesnt work then


stuff turd
pick it up and throw it at the cop's face for being no-pronz-ish

[tber123]

Roll to summon LSD for a drug trip

[startacker]

i forgetin got 100 once i can do it again

roll to become mayor

19, you got booted out of his office

(Roll)  Get another physgun so you can use dual physguns!

65, some hobo sold it to you for $100,000

search your ass inventory for something useful

also scream out "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME MR POLICE MAN"

13, your hand is a bit brown

pull out a 356.magnum desert eagle out of your butt,
if doesnt work then
stuff turd
pick it up and throw it at the cop's face for being no-pronz-ish

73, 356 magnum Desert Eagle loaded with 9 rounds, you blew the officers face off with it, oh forget

Roll to summon LSD for a drug trip

26, Great you have a headache

anyway police are responding to the shooting of the face and the continent still needs a couple days be patient jesus christ

INVENTORY
iPhone 6
Sawn-off Shotgun (LOADED)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x6
Buckshot shells x2
Grenade x1
Dual Wielded Physgun
Yellow-Cureforcancer vial
Desert Eagle (8/9 shots left)
$390,970

COMPANIONS
Menopause Strikes Back (ARMED WITH MINIGUN)

[jarelash]

Raise John Madden from the dead as your servant.

[CypherX]

drink the vial through your star fish

[tber123]

Roll to realize what the hell we're supposed to do now

[startacker]

Raise John Madden from the dead as your servant.

97, He even has a laser gun, yay

drink the vial through your star fish

22, You cut yourself on the glass, the vial goes everywhere, great job starfish

Roll to realize what the hell we're supposed to do now

72, I think we're supposed to hide from the cops, you jump into a bush and hide.

INVENTORY
iPhone 6
Sawn-off Shotgun (LOADED)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x6
Buckshot shells x2
Grenade x1
Dual Wielded Physgun
Desert Eagle (8/9 shots left)
$390,970

COMPANIONS
Menopause Strikes Back (ARMED WITH MINIGUN)
John Madden (ARMED WITH LASER GUN)

[Nonnel]

kill John Cena. End the madness

[tber123]

Summon Uwe Boll and shoot him