Dice with 100 Sides: no

[startacker]

create new world, with blackjack and hookers

96, Bam, welcome to Htrae, population 7,000,000,000. With blackjack and hookers

try and find mr queeba

56, You find him floating around in space and pick him up.

roll to improve the next round's rolls by 29

20, Nothing happens

Track down and fight DeviantArt, avenging a perfectly innocent meme killed by a site'sholocaustincompetence

52, You found deviantart hiding on your planet, you immediately engage it, as this is unacceptable!

suck mark zuckerberg's richard

38, He's dead from Earth exploding.

Call Shia Lebouf.
and ask him to come to space

91, Using a greenscreen and a camera, he appears right next to you.

ENCOUNTER
DEVIANTART (ARMED WITH BAD ART)
SecretLife9 (ARMED WITH BOW, CRYSTAL SWORD, PURPLE EYE)

INVENTORY
iPhone 6
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x6
Grenade x1
Dual Wielded Physguns
Desert Eagle (5/9 shots left)
Dual Golden AK-47s (30/30 30/30)
AK-47 Mags x4
Space Laser (30/30 Beams left)
Space Laser Cartridge
$390,970

COMPANIONS
Gabe Newell (ARMED WITH STEAM SALES)
Mr. Queeba (ARMED WITH ARMS HAHAHA)
Shia Lebouf (ARMED WITH CAMERA AND KNIFE)

[Ad Bot]

[Afraidanna]

destroy Htrae and kill everyone on it

[Seath45]

using everyone, call upon the powers of skype, and kill them both.

[Swampivorous]

Make a gun powered purely by hype and give it to Gabe.  Make him release HL3 and aim it towards DeviantArt.

[Lego lad]

Make a gun powered purely by hype and give it to Gabe.  Make him release HL3 and aim it towards DeviantArt.

omgsh this

[startacker]

destroy Htrae and kill everyone on it

23, You shot an rpg into the ground, DeviantArt is hostile now!

using everyone, call upon the powers of skype, and kill them both.

87, Skype rises out of the ground and kills SecretLife9! DeviantArt is hit for massive damage!

Make a gun powered purely by hype and give it to Gabe.  Make him release HL3 and aim it towards DeviantArt.

94, Gabe Newell releases Half Life 3, which makes Earth reform itself, with all of it's inhabitants, life goes on as usual. Gabe takes a good shot on DeviantArt and destroys it to oblivion!

INVENTORY
iPhone 6
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x6
Grenade x1
Dual Wielded Physguns
Desert Eagle (5/9 shots left)
Dual Golden AK-47s (30/30 30/30)
AK-47 Mags x4
Space Laser (30/30 Beams left)
Space Laser Cartridge
$390,970

COMPANIONS
Gabe Newell (ARMED WITH STEAM SALES)
Mr. Queeba (ARMED WITH ARMS HAHAHA)
Shia Lebouf (ARMED WITH CAMERA AND KNIFE)
Skype

[Afraidanna]

commit Self Delete

[startacker]

commit Self Delete

18, You shot behind yourself and hit one of the many hookers on your planet

[TheKid]

commit Self Delete

[Afraidanna]

commit Self Delete again

[Swampivorous]

press ctrl + k

[startacker]

commit Self Delete

8, You blew up a building with a rocket!

commit Self Delete again

44, You got a good shot on you, rip
loading last autosave blah blah

press ctrl + k

69, Nothing happens, what game are we in again?

INVENTORY
iPhone 6
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x6
Grenade x1
Dual Wielded Physguns
Desert Eagle (5/9 shots left)
Dual Golden AK-47s (30/30 30/30)
AK-47 Mags x4
Space Laser (30/30 Beams left)
Space Laser Cartridge
$390,970

COMPANIONS
Gabe Newell (ARMED WITH STEAM SALES)
Mr. Queeba (ARMED WITH ARMS HAHAHA)
Shia Lebouf (ARMED WITH CAMERA AND KNIFE)
Skype

[tber123]

Attempt to cure cancer with your bare hands

[Swampivorous]

Fight The Puppet.

[TheKid]

Fight The Puppet.

forget the puppet if you win