Dice with 100 Sides: no

[Swampivorous]

Summon Ghandi

So he can nuke us all?

[Ad Bot]

[startacker]

Summon Ghandi

5, Instead a nuke is launched to New Zealand.

mind control Israel

34, I don't even know who that is.

bring Rome back to its former glory

67, Rome slowly builds up to it's former glory, it is now stable and ready to mingle :^)

choke on your teeth

9, instead you lose your teeth, and they have 10 cavities in each

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x5
Grenade x1
Physgun
Desert Eagle (4/9 shots left)
Dual Golden AK-47s (30/30 30/30)
AK-47 Mags x4
Space Laser (30/30 Beams left)
Space Laser Cartridge
Gravity Gun
Portal Gun
Long Fall Boots (WEARING)
$340,970

COMPANIONS
Better Puppet
Unstoppable Betelgeuse
Shia Lebouf
Phoenix #1 (DOING BANK HEIST)
Phoenix #2 (ARMED WITH AWM)
Phoenix #3 (ARMED WITH GOLDEN DEAGLE)

[Refticus]

fill cavities with gold

[CypherX]

summon mecha dinosaur Riddler

[WaterOre]

go to a dentist

[tber123]

Rewrite time so that Riddler is a kung fu master that can kill people by shooting into phones.

[startacker]

fill cavities with gold

66, You carefully fill in the holes of your teeth with gold, could go for a good amount of money

summon mecha dinosaur Riddler

13, We've been over this, just buy a spell book so you stop hurting yourself! You get head trauma.

go to a dentist

64, The dentist is willing to replace your teeth for $20,000.

Rewrite time so that Riddler is a kung fu master that can kill people by shooting into phones.

15, Instead you get pelted down by nokia phones.

Terrorist #1 has arrived at the bank! Let's see how it goes...
58, He was able to sneak in and steal $30,000, but raised alarm as he was walking out the door. He has returned

Now hostile Menopause Strikes Back has arrived, and is scanning the area for you!

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x5
Grenade x1
Physgun
Desert Eagle (4/9 shots left)
Dual Golden AK-47s (30/30 30/30)
AK-47 Mags x4
Space Laser (30/30 Beams left)
Space Laser Cartridge
Gravity Gun
Portal Gun
Long Fall Boots (WEARING)
$340,970

COMPANIONS
Better Puppet
Unstoppable Betelgeuse
Shia Lebouf
Phoenix #1 (ARMED WITH 3 GYM BAGS FILLED WITH MONEY)
Phoenix #2 (ARMED WITH AWM)
Phoenix #3 (ARMED WITH GOLDEN DEAGLE)

[WaterOre]

try to buy menopause's trust with your solid gold teeth

also see if she will give you a spellbook

[Refticus]

see if ayylien beams can melt jet fuel

[startacker]

try to buy menopause's trust with your solid gold teeth

also see if she will give you a spellbook

11, She slaps them away and fires at you with the minigun you gave her!

see if ayylien beams can melt jet fuel

6, You try to take a shot at a nearby plane, but Menopause shoots your arm as your holding it out from cover out a god damn window.

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x5
Grenade x1
Physgun
Desert Eagle (4/9 shots left)
Dual Golden AK-47s (30/30 30/30)
AK-47 Mags x4
Space Laser (30/30 Beams left)
Space Laser Cartridge
Gravity Gun
Portal Gun
Long Fall Boots (WEARING)
$340,970

COMPANIONS
Better Puppet
Unstoppable Betelgeuse
Shia Lebouf
Phoenix #1 (ARMED WITH 3 GYM BAGS FILLED WITH MONEY)
Phoenix #2 (ARMED WITH AWM)
Phoenix #3 (ARMED WITH GOLDEN DEAGLE)

[Refticus]

stand up and jack off in defiance of menopause

[CypherX]

make amends with menopause

[Swampivorous]

carrot yourself.

[tber123]

Find a CEO, stealth kill him, and take over as the new CEO

[startacker]

stand up and jack off in defiance of menopause

11, you stand up and immediately get turned into a thick, red paste!

reloading last autosave...

make amends with menopause

34, She declines and is still blasting your cover with the minigun!

carrot yourself.

84, The world goes dark and silent, as you are now a carrot, menopause runs off, thinking you got away.
You pop back into yourself.

Find a CEO, stealth kill him, and take over as the new CEO

54, It's suspicious at first, but now you're CEO of Hipster Joe's Plant Shop.

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x5
Grenade x1
Physgun
Desert Eagle (4/9 shots left)
Dual Golden AK-47s (30/30 30/30)
AK-47 Mags x4
Space Laser (30/30 Beams left)
Space Laser Cartridge
Gravity Gun
Portal Gun
Long Fall Boots (WEARING)
Hipster Joe Outfit (WEARING)
$340,970

COMPANIONS
Better Puppet
Unstoppable Betelgeuse
Shia Lebouf
Phoenix #1 (ARMED WITH 3 GYM BAGS FILLED WITH MONEY)
Phoenix #2 (ARMED WITH AWM)
Phoenix #3 (ARMED WITH GOLDEN DEAGLE)