Dice with 100 Sides: no

[Swampivorous]

Use Kefka as a summon.

[Ad Bot]

[startacker]

Destroy their asses with the Physgun

70, You quickly pull out your physgun and throw Terrorist #2 into the ground! He quickly dies.

25, Terrorist #1 Fires his entire magazine, yet misses horribly and hits Terrorist Squad Leader!
56, Terrorist #3 Fires a shot at Schteven and hits the torso!
33, Terrorist Squad Leader drops one of his deagles from the recoil, and misses both shots!

get Phoenix to join you

82, The terrorists quickly surrendered, knowing that they wouldn't be able to stop you.

forget the terrorists so hard they die

24, All three of them say "no" and one lightly slaps you.

Use Kefka as a summon.

7, Instead you get a migraine, and head trauma.

Betelgeuse seems uneased at the moment.

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x5
Grenade x1
Physgun
Desert Eagle (4/9 shots left)
Dual Golden AK-47s (30/30 30/30)
AK-47 Mags x4
Space Laser (30/30 Beams left)
Space Laser Cartridge
Gravity Gun
Portal Gun
Long Fall Boots (WEARING)
$390,970

COMPANIONS
Better Puppet
Unstoppable Betelgeuse
Shia Lebouf
Phoenix #1 (ARMED WITH AK-47)
Phoenix #2 (ARMED WITH AWM)
Phoenix #3 (ARMED WITH GOLDEN DEAGLE)

[Swampivorous]

Resurrect Satoru Iwata

[Ipquarx]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEB45OAnixU

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[startacker]

Resurrect Satoru Iwata

50, Holy stuff it worked. He flies off to Japan.

needs more jpeg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos

[Refticus]

feed betel more research to reload his research database

[tber123]

Summon badspot so he can perform a home vasectomy

[startacker]

feed betel more research to reload his research database

48, after 10 hours of recording, you finally reload his research database.

Summon badspot so he can perform a home vasectomy

12, You damage your brain trying to summon badspot.

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x5
Grenade x1
Physgun
Desert Eagle (4/9 shots left)
Dual Golden AK-47s (30/30 30/30)
AK-47 Mags x4
Space Laser (30/30 Beams left)
Space Laser Cartridge
Gravity Gun
Portal Gun
Long Fall Boots (WEARING)
$390,970

COMPANIONS
Better Puppet
Unstoppable Betelgeuse
Shia Lebouf
Phoenix #1 (ARMED WITH AK-47)
Phoenix #2 (ARMED WITH AWM)
Phoenix #3 (ARMED WITH GOLDEN DEAGLE)

[tber123]

Send Phoenix 1 to rob a bank

[WaterOre]

go to a hospital to find treatment for your damaged brain

[startacker]

Send Phoenix 1 to rob a bank

58, He agrees to do so, a dice will roll when he starts the bank heist

go to a hospital to find treatment for your damaged brain

52, They treat your head trauma/damage/headache for a cost.

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x5
Grenade x1
Physgun
Desert Eagle (4/9 shots left)
Dual Golden AK-47s (30/30 30/30)
AK-47 Mags x4
Space Laser (30/30 Beams left)
Space Laser Cartridge
Gravity Gun
Portal Gun
Long Fall Boots (WEARING)
$340,970

COMPANIONS
Better Puppet
Unstoppable Betelgeuse
Shia Lebouf
Phoenix #1 (DOING BANK HEIST)
Phoenix #2 (ARMED WITH AWM)
Phoenix #3 (ARMED WITH GOLDEN DEAGLE)

[tber123]

Summon Ghandi

[CypherX]

mind control Israel

[WaterOre]

bring Rome back to its former glory

[Refticus]

choke on your teeth