Dice with 100 Sides: no

[Zharthon]

say "that's so betelgeuse" to make betel an unstoppable force of nature.

[Ad Bot]

[WaterOre]

peach nixon

[CypherX]

make shia a real boy

[startacker]

say "that's so betelgeuse" to make betel an unstoppable force of nature.

95, "That's so betelgeuse" you say, as he turns into an unstoppable force, you prepare for that force to be used somehow.

peach nixon

8, Nixon has targeted you for impeaching him and trying to turn him into a peach.

make shia a real boy

91, Now he can properly do inspirational videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEB45OAnixU


"Schteven "Big" Smoke, there's a team of armed pheonix outside that want to have a word with you" Says one of your interns.

INVENTORY
iPhone 6
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x5
Grenade x1
Dual Wielded Physguns
Desert Eagle (5/9 shots left)
Dual Golden AK-47s (30/30 30/30)
AK-47 Mags x4
Space Laser (30/30 Beams left)
Space Laser Cartridge
$390,970

COMPANIONS
Better Puppet
Unstoppable Betelgeuse
Shia Lebouf

[Zharthon]

tell betel to spam research on every single website that exists.

[CypherX]

call in menopause strikes back to kill Nixon and Phoenix

[tber123]

Go back in time to kill President Bush

[CypherX]

roll to remove tber123's suggestions from the thread

[Swampivorous]

Obtain Portal and Gravity Gun.

And Long Fall Boots.

[Seath45]

Try an find a pistol.
Combine your Iphone with it to make a tool gun
Combine that with the portal gun and gravity guns with the dual phyguns to make the ultimate tool gun

[Afraidanna]

go to a weed store and buy some weed

[startacker]

tell betel to spam research on every single website that exists.

86, Bam, every website, even the dark web, has research on it.

call in menopause strikes back to kill Nixon and Phoenix

9, Not only can you not contact her, but now she's on their side! Oh darn.

Go back in time to kill President Bush

69, You quickly go back in time to kill the stuffbag President Bush that somehow got president, right before Stalin took over America.

roll to remove tber123's suggestions from the thread

20, You try to remove his post from the Blockland Forums, but Badspot instead bans you.
(Yo, I won't do these anymore)

Obtain Portal and Gravity Gun.

And Long Fall Boots.

97, All of that is acquired, and some music starts faintly playing...

Try an find a pistol.
Combine your Iphone with it to make a tool gun
Combine that with the portal gun and gravity guns with the dual phyguns to make the ultimate tool gun

6, The tape falls apart and breaks your Iphone and one of your physguns.

go to a weed store and buy some weed

25, You walk out the front door and are immediatley confronted by Phoenix...

"We would like to have a talk..."
stuff

ENCOUNTER
Terrorist #1 (ARMED WITH AN AK-47)
Terrorist #2 (ARMED WITH AN AK-47)
Terrorist #3 (ARMED WITH AN AWM)
Terrorist #4 (ARMED WITH A SG553)
Terrorist Squad Leader (ARMED WITH TWO GOLDEN DEAGLES)

You can choose to have a peaceful discussion or fight.

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x5
Grenade x1
Physgun
Desert Eagle (4/9 shots left)
Dual Golden AK-47s (30/30 30/30)
AK-47 Mags x4
Space Laser (30/30 Beams left)
Space Laser Cartridge
Gravity Gun
Portal Gun
Long Fall Boots (WEARING)
$390,970

COMPANIONS
Better Puppet
Unstoppable Betelgeuse
Shia Lebouf

[Agent Legit 22]

Destroy their asses with the Physgun

[CypherX]

get Phoenix to join you

[Afraidanna]

forget the terrorists so hard they die