Dice with 100 Sides: no

[CypherX]

call your good friend osama bin laden and have him aerial allahu ackbar fox news HQ

[Ad Bot]

[Maelstrom]

Invent mind control helmets so your companions will obey you without question, and; begin to upload all knowledge into their minds, and; modify their bodies so that they do not rot.

Muahahahaha!

[Blockchip]

Go to the nearest mall

[Afraidanna]

join a terrorist group

[Refticus]

cough enough to make them think you have ebola

[startacker]

Yo

kill John Cena. End the madness

48, his undead corpse absorbed most of the bullets, but his head went toppling off.

Summon Uwe Boll and shoot him

63, RIP Uwe Boll

call your good friend osama bin laden and have him aerial allahu ackbar fox news HQ

61, A plane smashes through the middle of Fox News HQ, wiping it from the world, countless screams come from people all around New York, screaming about how they will get their badly made news now. We now celebrate 7/6/2015 as the day media died.

Invent mind control helmets so your companions will obey you without question, and; begin to upload all knowledge into their minds, and; modify their bodies so that they do not rot.

Muahahahaha!

91, Menopause will now follow your every command.

Go to the nearest mall

82, You arrive at Manhattan mall, it's empty, except for security and the employees.

join a terrorist group

100, CONGRATS, YOU FOUND THAT NORMAL TERRORIST GROUPS ARE BORING AND YOU MAKE YOUR OWN, COUNTLESS PEOPLE JOIN, WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE GROUP?

cough enough to make them think you have ebola

56, You cough enough that anyone around you would think that you had Ebola, except there was only one person near you

INVENTORY
iPhone 6
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x6
Grenade x1
Dual Wielded Physgun
Desert Eagle (5/9 shots left)
$390,970

COMPANIONS
Menopause Strikes Back (ARMED WITH MINIGUN)
UNNAMED TERRORIST GROUP FOLLOWERS

[tber123]

Name the terrorist group Ameri-Qaeda

[Refticus]

the group will be called "order of the motherloving dice"

[Zoltan]

the group will be called "order of the motherloving dice"

[tber123]

the group will be called "order of the motherloving dice"

[WaterOre]

the group will be called "order of the motherloving dice"

the first target will be the police station

[startacker]

the group will be called "order of the motherloving dice"

DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND, THIS IS THE NEW NAME

the first target will be the police station

2, YOU GET ABSOLUTELY CURB STOMPED BY NYPD, MENOPAUSE IS DEAD AND MOST OF YOUR GROUP IS DEAD/ARRESTED

INVENTORY
iPhone 6
RIP SHOTGUN
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x6
Grenade x1
Dual Wielded Physgun
Desert Eagle (4/9 shots left)
$390,970

COMPANIONS
ORDER OF THE MOTHERloving DICE TERRORIST GROUP FOLLOWERS

[Zharthon]

stuff out a nuke and then toss it with the strength of 1000 gods at the nypd, from a safe distance obviously.

[CypherX]

nice loving job moron, menopause died

roll to go back in time before you attacked NYPD

[Refticus]

piss yourself to gather water, make this a terrorist initiation ceremony