Dice with 100 Sides: no

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VOTE IN THE POLL YOU BUBS

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[Blockchip]

why did i vote yes
why did i vote yes
i should have voted no

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STILL NECK N NECK

FIRST TO 9 WINS I GUESS

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Well this hasn't been updated in a while

I'm gonna go with the winning option which is...

DELETING THE SAVES!
Deleting main save.......
done
Deleting backups......
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Creating new save.....
Loading Geometry.....
Loading NPCs......
Loading Forum Suggestion Detection System......
Spawning Character.....
Loading Boring Backstory......
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Your name is Jackson Autumn, you are 29 years old and are living in an apartment in Chicago, you have $50 on you and have a Glock 17 in your desk drawer, other than that you have some food, a laptop, and other items.

What do?

INVENTORY
$50

[Space1255]

Launch a nuke
Again
Again
Again
Again
Once more
Last one
Okay one more for good measure
Stop launching nukes.

[Afraidanna]

Find out the location of the nearest school and plan your school shooting

[bigcapitalbaka]

Find out the location of the nearest school and plan your school shooting

Deciding AGAINST that, you plan an assembly to show the kids the dangers; and benefits of guns.

[CypherX]

Find out the location of the nearest school and plan your school shooting

[?Sir Info? 2]

Deciding AGAINST that, you plan an assembly to show the kids the dangers; and benefits of guns.

Deciding AGAINST this you

Find out the location of the nearest school and plan your school shooting

[}]Crazy[{]

Deciding AGAINST this you don't

Find out the location of the nearest school and plan your school shooting

[gebenuwell]

summon a geenie

[Deoxys And One Noob]

make fabric out of vibrator

[Copy Kirby]

Jack off

[startacker]

Hey remember when I did this yea haha

Launch a nuke
Again
Again
Again
Again
Once more
Last one
Okay one more for good measure
Stop launching nukes.

Oh my loving god
you know what
I'm combining that all because really

63, You launch 8 random nukes from somewhere, they fly off to space since having no target.

Find out the location of the nearest school and plan your school shooting

21, You find out that this world has alternative powers from Skyrim that grant kids immunity from being harmed or killed.
I hate you all seriously

Deciding AGAINST that, you plan an assembly to show the kids the dangers; and benefits of guns.

42, With a bit of convincing, and cash, you now have an assembly for tomorrow about gun safety

9, You are banned from all schools, ruining the assembly, instead your neighbor, Dinkleberg, takes the position instead.
holy stuff stop

Deciding AGAINST this you

Ok you know what I'm not loving doing school shootings
You're all sick

85, They let you do the assembly instead of DINKLEBERRRG. Which is still planned for tomorrow.

summon a geenie

94, a geenie who goes by the name Whoodiditdeeni pops out of a lantern that you found under your bed, he joins you and you have 5 wishes

make fabric out of vibrator

22, You shocked yourself ripping the battery open.

Jack off

40, You have an unsatisfying moment with yourself.

INVENTORY
$10

COMPANIONS
Whodiditdeeni

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I wish i could get back the old saves even though i'd probably never use them