Dice with 100 Sides: no

[Space1255]

Then throw a Planet-Destroying rocket at Pluto
Then five asteroids in the asteroid belt

[Ad Bot]

[startacker]

check wallet to see if the doctors stole your money

then burn 1 million infront of a homeless man

16, They took 500,000 in medical bills
72, You burned 1,000,000 infront of a homeless man, he claps

Jump to Mars instead
if it fails, try again twice.

51, You jump to mars

Stay on earth
Drink a non-effervescent can of soda
Search for a wizard to cure your radiation poisoning

52, You fall back to earth, sustaining minor injuries
66, You drink some non-effervescent soda
Your radiation poisoning is already cured

Then throw a Planet-Destroying rocket at Pluto
Then five asteroids in the asteroid belt

93, Some Planet Destroying rockets are launched towards Pluto
66, You throw some asteroids into the asteroid belt, nothing happens and they're added to the belt

You reload your Shotgun when suddenly...

ENCOUNTER
Multiple Angry Criminal People!

Angry Criminal Person (ARMED WITH GLOCK 17)
Angry Criminal Person (ARMED WITH REMINGTON SHOTGUN)
Angry Criminal Person (ARMED WITH M14)
Angry Criminal Person (ARMED WITH M4A1)
Angry Criminal Person (ARMED WITH FATBOY LAUNCHER)
Angry Criminal Person (ARMED WITH GEIGER COUNTER)

INVENTORY
IPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (2/2)
00 Buckshot x2
Toupe
Business Clothing
Classy Hat 15ft carrot
Zack Greinke Baseball Bat
Ronald Reagan Cardboard Cutout
Good Luck Clover x500
Nobel Peace Prize
Bloody Hatchet
Glass of Milk
Plate of Cookies
Some dank weed
$1,450,000 No Refticus

COMPANIONS
Santa
Satan
Liberal Crime Squad Group

[Space1255]

Nuke them
and again
and again
one more time after this
last one.

[Refticus]

realise you lost no money from burning your money
begin to spew out money from this realisation

INVENTORY
$2,950,000

[Space1255]

stuff out money
and again
and one more time
last time just in case

[startacker]

So I've gotten tired of doing these, just gonna lock up the thread and let someone else do this, unless I change my mind.

Was fun guys.

[startacker]

Actually you know what I'll revive this

WELCOME BACK I GUESS

SUGGEST stuff TO DO

making another thread of this with dice

what

[DrHitius]

making another thread of this with dice

[Space1255]

stuff an actual tsunami

[Blockchip]

Show the criminal people your Nobel peace prize, thereby making them peaceful

[startacker]

stuff an actual tsunami

52, A tsunami is spewed from your buttox and destroys Angry Criminal Person (ARMED WITH M4A1) and Angry Criminal Person (ARMED WITH FATBOY LAUNCHER)!

Show the criminal people your Nobel peace prize, thereby making them peaceful

46, "Look at this stuff" you say as you pull out your amazing Nobel Peace Prize, Angry Criminal Person with a Glock is persuaded and joined your party!

Angry Criminal Person fires his Remington at you!
57, 2 pellets hit your chest! You fall to the floor

Angry Criminal Person takes a shot from his M14!
20, He misses and hits a bystander, the police are firing at him now!

Angry Criminal Person checks his Geiger Counter!
49, It comes up with nothing.

Santa throws a snowball at Angry Criminal Person #2!
65, It hits his face, temporarily blinding him!

Satan attempts to banish Angry Criminal Person #1 to hell!
43, A hole appears and he starts getting sucked down to hell! 1 turn until complete

Friendly Criminal Person fires his Glock at Angry Criminal Person #2!
60, He hits his leg and he collapses!

Police Officer Jason attempts to subdue Angry Criminal Person #1!
40, He is shoved away by Criminal Person.

ENEMIES
Angry Criminal Person #1 (ARMED WITH REMINGTON) [MODERATELY WOUNDED AND BLIND]
Angry Criminal Person #2 (ARMED WITH M14) [BEING BANISHED TO HELL, CAN NOT ATTACK]
Angry Criminal Person #3 (ARMED WITH GEIGER COUNTER)

INVENTORY
IPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (2/2)
00 Buckshot x2
Toupe
Business Clothing
Classy Hat 15ft carrot
Zack Greinke Baseball Bat
Ronald Reagan Cardboard Cutout
Good Luck Clover x500
Nobel Peace Prize
Bloody Hatchet
Glass of Milk
Plate of Cookies
Some dank weed
$1,450,000

COMPANIONS
Santa (ARMED WITH SNOWBALLS)
Satan
Liberal Crime Squad Group
Friendly Criminal Person (ARMED WITH GLOCK)

[Space1255]

Challenge them to a game of soccer.

[startacker]

Challenge them to a game of soccer.

43, They accept, but you're wounded, so performance will be worse

Angry Criminal Person #2 has been banished to hell!

Angry Criminal People Group have gained reinforcements

The game has not started yet.

ENEMIES
Angry Criminal Soccer Player #1 (LEADER)
Angry Criminal Soccer Player #2
Angry Criminal Soccer Player #3
Angry Criminal Soccer Player #4
Angry Criminal Soccer Player #5
Angry Criminal Soccer Player #6



INVENTORY
IPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (2/2)
00 Buckshot x2
Toupe
Business Clothing
15 Foot Classy Hat carrot
Zack Greinke Baseball Bat
Ronald Reagan Cardboard Cutout
Good Luck Clover x500
Nobel Peace Prize
Bloody Hatchet
Glass of Milk
Plate of Cookies
Some dank weed
$1,450,000

COMPANIONS
Santa
Satan
Liberal Crime Squad Soccer Player #1
Liberal Crime Squad Soccer Player #2
Friendly Criminal Person

[Refticus]

check ass inventory before starting

[Blockchip]

Order a gun from the sky and shoot everyone