Dice with 100 Sides: no

[CypherX]

No you loving idiot

JOIN THE TERRORISTS

[Ad Bot]

[startacker]

Summon a sword the size of an airplane and fight terrorists with it

55, It's a bit heavy, but great, the airplane you were in landed and turned into a sword-plane

CALL IN A TACTICAL NUKE
AGAIN
AND AGAIN
AND AGAIN
AND AGAIN
AND AGAIN
AND AGAIN
TWO MORE
OKAY THIS IS THE LAST ONE TO CALL IN

stuff

100, IT BLEW UP NOTHING BUT THE TERRORISTS, GOOD JOB AMERICAN
45, A TACTICAL NUKE IS LAUNCHED TO YOUR POSITION
49, ANOTHER
78, MY GOD ANOTHER ONE IS HEADING STRAIGHT TOWARDS YOU
34, NO EXTRA NU-
8, MAJOR RADIATION POISONING
43, NOPE
29, MORE RADIATION POISONING
44, NO MORE NUKES JESUS CHRIST

No you loving idiot

JOIN THE TERRORISTS

32, THE TERRORISTS ARE DEAD THOUGH SO OH WELL

The Liberal Crime Squad regroups near you

INVENTORY
IPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (2/2)
00 Buckshot x2
Kriss Vector Magazine (25/25)
Toupe
Business Clothing
Classy Hat 15ft carrot
Zack Greinke Baseball Bat
Ronald Reagan Cardboard Cutout
Good Luck Clover x500
Nobel Peace Prize
Bloody Hatchet
Glass of Milk
Plate of Cookies
Some dank weed
Empty Bag of Potato Chips
$2,950,000

COMPANIONS
Santa
Satan
Liberal Crime Squad Group

EFFECTS
Immune to Bad Luck!
Extremely-Major Radiation Poisoning

[Space1255]

BUY SPACE SUITS
RIDE A NUKE TO MARS
FIRE A NUKE AT RUSSIA
AND ANOTHER
AND ANOTHER
ONE MORE FOR GOOD MEASURE

[CypherX]

nuke yourself

[Space1255]

nuke yourself

THEN FIRE ANOTHER
AND ANOTHER
AND ANOTHER
AND YET ANOTHER
KEEP FIRING UNTIL YOU GET A PERFECT 100

[tber123]

Have your Liberal companions run for president and turn the united states into a utopia

[Blockchip]

Put a bag of potato chips over your head
 and become a "terrorist"

[Refticus]

Put a bag of potato chips over your head
 and become a "terrorist"

proceed to get salt in your eyes

[startacker]

Note: the following turn is the effect of random.org deciding to pick everything below 10, prep for saltiness

BUY SPACE SUITS
RIDE A NUKE TO MARS
FIRE A NUKE AT RUSSIA
AND ANOTHER
AND ANOTHER
ONE MORE FOR GOOD MEASURE

70, You bought space suits
8, Your spaceship crashed, killing you

GAME OVER

97, You fired a ninja nuke at russia! Don't ask
52, A regular nuke is launched!
3, All of your nukes explode in the air! You die of radiation poisoning

GAME OVER

ACHIEVEMENT GET
Die twice in one turn

35, No nuke this time

nuke yourself

84, A nuke falls on your head, it's armed! You and the rest of New York City turn to ash

GAME OVER

THEN FIRE ANOTHER
AND ANOTHER
AND ANOTHER
AND YET ANOTHER
KEEP FIRING UNTIL YOU GET A PERFECT 100

oh my god space pls

13, The nuke falls on you, squashing you!

GAME OVER

10, Another falls on you, good think you have that No Bad Luck Effect!

DEATH BY SQUISH

5, I'm not loving joking here, random.org is picking these numbers, not me, I'm not rigging this stuff, the number is what it says, The nuke explodes in your FACE!

THIRD TIMES THE CHARM?

ACHIEVEMENT GET
Die more than five times in one turn

83, A nuke is launched towards Russia

4, What the forget random.org I don't want to kill us more than 10 times jesus christ you die of radiation poisoning forget

RANDOM.ORG SUCKS AND YOU'RE DEAD

You've failed so many times that Immune to Bad Luck has worn off!

Have your Liberal companions run for president and turn the united states into a utopia

77, You start a Presidential Campaign with your group

Put a bag of potato chips over your head
 and become a "terrorist"

40, The bag breaks when you put it on
52, You are now a "terrorist"

proceed to get salt in your eyes

49, "OH GOD MY EYES"

INVENTORY
IPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (2/2)
00 Buckshot x2
Kriss Vector Magazine (25/25)
Toupe
Business Clothing
Classy Hat 15ft carrot
Zack Greinke Baseball Bat
Ronald Reagan Cardboard Cutout
Good Luck Clover x500
Nobel Peace Prize
Bloody Hatchet
Glass of Milk
Plate of Cookies
Some dank weed
$2,950,000

COMPANIONS
Santa
Satan
Liberal Crime Squad Group

EFFECTS
Extremely-Major Radiation Poisoning

[Refticus]

vomit till you drop

[Afraidanna]

shot yourself in the head 100 times

[startacker]

vomit till you drop

97, You vomit until you pass out! You wake up in a hospital, your radiation poisoning has been cured.

shot yourself in the head 100 times

41, Your arsenal was unloaded for safety, the ammo and your plane sized sword were stored and can be picked up when exiting

INVENTORY
IPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (0/0)
Toupe
Business Clothing
Classy Hat 15ft carrot
Zack Greinke Baseball Bat
Ronald Reagan Cardboard Cutout
Good Luck Clover x500
Nobel Peace Prize
Bloody Hatchet
Glass of Milk
Plate of Cookies
Some dank weed
$2,950,000

COMPANIONS
Santa
Satan
Liberal Crime Squad Group

[Refticus]

check wallet to see if the doctors stole your money

then burn 1 million infront of a homeless man

[Space1255]

Jump to Mars instead
if it fails, try again twice.

[Blockchip]

Stay on earth
Drink a non-effervescent can of soda
Search for a wizard to cure your radiation poisoning