mass produce super cancer and give it to everyone in the universe
56, You mass produce it, and get ready to show it to the public...
use the hatchet which is on the floor to reshape your face so it's exactly like nicholas cage's face
if no hatchet can be found, use paper cuts with 100 dolla bills
85, You found a hatchet and turn your face into Nicholas Cages'
name the cancer "meme cancer"
88, "MEME CANCER!" You yell at the speech you somehow got.
Give yourself Good Luck, but it will last ∞ turns.
33, You attempt to, but-
WARNING
A cheater has attempted to give himself ∞ turns on an effect! He will meet an admin shortly...
Zeus falls from the sky, incinerates you, and leaves.
GAME OVERDestroy super cancer
Give LODSEMONEY to random people
37, You attempt to destroy meme cancer, but it's to strong! It challenges you to an arm wrestling battle somehow.
100, YOU THROW THE CRATE OF MONEY AT THE GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO SHOWED UP TO YOUR SPEECH, THEY JOIN THE LIBERAL CRIME SQUAD!
INVENTORYIPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (2/2)
00 Buckshot x2
Kriss Vector Magazine (25/25)
Toupe
Business Clothing
Classy Hat 15ft carrot
Zack Greinke Baseball Bat
Ronald Reagan Cardboard Cutout
Good Luck Clover x500
Nobel Peace Prize
Meme Cancer (ARMED WITH ARMS)
Bloody Hatchet
$2,950,000
COMPANIONSLiberal Crime Squad Member #1
Liberal Crime Squad Member #2
Liberal Crime Squad Crowd
Liberal Crime Squad Ninja
EFFECTSImmune to Bad Luck!
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