Dice with 100 Sides: no

[startacker]

Challenge Mr Queeba to a slappers only duel

70, "Alright"

stuff fury all over everyone. shoot to kill

52, You take aim and fire on everyone!
CypherX, Space1255, Afraidanna, Refticus, Swampivorous, and Zharthon are all hit multiple times and EXPLODE!

BECOME KUNG FURY AND CALL DAVID HASSLEHOFF TO KID MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSS

91, CONGRATS, YOUR KUNG FURY NOW, HERE'S AN UZI

THERE CAN BE ONLY OOOOOONE
SUMMON SWORD. SLICE HEADS.

8, THE SWORD FALLS ON YOU.

GAME OVER

choke

73, You choke violently.

stuff on everyone. I'll counter that stuff with my own.

89, You stuff on everybody! Nothing happens.

Turn the setting on the mixshot to "extinction" and fire everywhere for 24 hours.

53, You spam fire the 5Million everywhere for a full day! You look around and realize you actually DESTROYED the Blockland Forums.

Everything goes black suddenly, silence everywhere, without the forums, you can't exist. A sudden flash of light appears.



You wake up in your bed in an apartment in the middle of New York City, what do you do?

INVENTORY
IPhone 5s

COMPANIONS

[Ad Bot]

[Bdarty]

Search everywhere in your apartment for something. Anything at all.

[CypherX]

fabric carrot

[tber123]

Check under your bed for a sawn-off shotgun

[Refticus]

rip up those clothes to create a fabric carrot

[Blockz]

go to work and look under the desk for a bat or melee weapon

[startacker]

Search everywhere in your apartment for something. Anything at all.

43, You found some business clothes, a toupe, and a kirss vector magazine.

fabric carrot

55, You rip up some of your clothes and made a fabric carrot!

50, You found a sawn-off double barrel, with some spare ammo, you get some deja vu

rip up those clothes to create a fabric carrot

56, You make ANOTHER carrot.

58, You found a baseball bat with Zack Greinke written on it, hey, he's that baseball player!

INVENTORY
IPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (2/2)
00 Buckshot x2
Kriss Vector Magazine (25/25)
Fabric carrot x2
Toupe
Business Clothing
Zack Greinke Baseball Bat

[tber123]

Form The International Order of Capitalists and fight Communism

[CypherX]

use both fabric carrots

[Zharthon]

resurrect me and allow me to log off the forums so i don't die :CCC

[Bdarty]

Find a journal that was you before the universe restarted, and the journal says everything that happened.

[startacker]

Form The International Order of Capitalists and fight Communism

62, The International Order of Capitalists had been built up from M16s and American Blood

use both fabric carrots

55, -DICE researchO EDITION IS NEEDED TO SEE THIS SCENE-
The carrot's fall apart.

resurrect me and allow me to log off the forums so i don't die :CCC

82, You resurrect some guy named Zharthon, you don't know who he is, you just do it.

Find a journal that was you before the universe restarted, and the journal says everything that happened.

16, You had a feeling that this isn't your first life, you dig through the library but can't find anything, a book hits your head.

You return to your workplace, not much is going on.

INVENTORY
IPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (2/2)
00 Buckshot x2
Kriss Vector Magazine (25/25)
Fabric carrot x2
Toupe
Business Clothing
Zack Greinke Baseball Bat

[Refticus]

realise you have magical powers of resurrection which you used on zharthon
start up a buisness dedicated to reviving dead mondays for your super cult people

[startacker]

realise you have magical powers of resurrection which you used on zharthon
start up a buisness dedicated to reviving dead mondays for your super cult people

99, You quit your old job, run out, found a vacant lot, and made your new business there.
What else do we need for this to work?

[Refticus]

advertise free hats with each revival