Dice with 100 Sides: no

[tber123]

Offer free drugs to anyone that joins

[Ad Bot]

[Blockchip]

Unpaid labour

[startacker]

advertise free hats with each revival

You spent $10,000 on hats, no one takes any.

Offer free drugs to anyone that joins

75, "HOT DOG" somebody yells, he drags over a mutilated body.

Unpaid labour

88, "FOR FREEEE?" He throws the body onto your surgeons table that you got somehow and takes a hat and some kokiance (some fictional drug)

You are trying to perform medical attention, the dice will decide on how you do...

56, You successfully revived someone! He reveals that his name is Traitor Joe, and runs off with unknown hat-wearing man!

INVENTORY
IPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (2/2)
00 Buckshot x2
Kriss Vector Magazine (25/25)
Toupe
Business Clothing
Zack Greinke Baseball Bat
Kokiance Bricks x9
Hats x999
You are in a debt of $10,000

[tber123]

Rob a bank stealthily to pay off your debts.

[Refticus]

move to mexico

[Bdarty]

Sell 998 of your hats, $13 a piece. Paying the debt and getting $2,974 to keep.

[startacker]

Rob a bank stealthily to pay off your debts.

53, You are caught while you're moving the money, but get away with your buddy Houston and Dallas and get $30,000 in spending cash, the rest is sent to an offshore bank account.

move to mexico

34, They decline you access to Mexico. And also take your Kokiance and throw it onto a boat, hmm.

Sell 998 of your hats, $13 a piece. Paying the debt and getting $2,974 to keep.

2, The loving US government comes, beats you, and takes all of your hats.

INVENTORY
IPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (2/2)
00 Buckshot x2
Kriss Vector Magazine (25/25)
Toupe
Business Clothing
Zack Greinke Baseball Bat
$20,000

COMPANIONS
Houston (ARMED WITH CAR-4)
Dallas (ARMED WITH AK.762)

[Refticus]

use the baseball bat on thy nether regions

[tber123]

Blow up the Texas border so that immigrants can flood into America

[CypherX]

beat your richard so hard it explodes

[Space1255]

Blow up the Texas border so that immigrants can flood into America

[startacker]

use the baseball bat on thy nether regions

55, "OH stuff forget OW OH GOD DAMMIT" you scream.

Blow up the Texas border so that immigrants can flood into America

70, Part of the border explodes, thousands of immigrants poor in, Texans take action with their oversupply of firearms.

beat your richard so hard it explodes

6, I have nothing to put here, have this instead.

GAME OVER

47, Another part of the border detonates, but not enough for immigrants to get through

INVENTORY
IPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (2/2)
00 Buckshot x2
Kriss Vector Magazine (25/25)
Toupe
Business Clothing
Zack Greinke Baseball Bat
$20,000

COMPANIONS
Houston (ARMED WITH CAR-4)
Dallas (ARMED WITH AK.762)

[WaterOre]

don't sue the government for stealing your hats unjustly

[tber123]

Turn Texas liberal by forming the Liberal Crime Squad. Keep blowing up the Border.

[CypherX]

use the baseball bat on thy nether regions

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