Dice with 100 Sides: no

[Afraidanna]

Die

[Ad Bot]

[Refticus]

use the sawn off shotgun on your nether regions

[Mr Queeba]

Die

[startacker]

Oh boy here we go

I'll be removing the don't from anyone who tries to do that, face the consequences people!

sue the government for stealing your hats unjustly

70, You sue the government for taking your 999 hats, they are rightfully returned, along with $20,000

Turn Texas liberal by forming the Liberal Crime Squad. Keep blowing up the Border.

58, Explosions keep taking down the border, and the Liberal Crime Squad is ready for action.

take 2

59, "AH forget OH JESUS CHRIST OHHHH GOD DAMMIT AH forget"

Die

37, You don't die

use the sawn off shotgun on your nether regions

22, You pull the trigger while stuffing your snake up the barrel

GAME OVER
What's that about gun safety again?

86

RIP IN REST
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There's a heavy fwump on your table, another body to revive.

INVENTORY
IPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (2/2)
00 Buckshot x2
Kriss Vector Magazine (25/25)
Toupe
Business Clothing
Classy Hats x999
Zack Greinke Baseball Bat
$40,000

COMPANIONS
Houston (ARMED WITH CAR-4)
Dallas (ARMED WITH AK.762)

[tber123]

Continue blowing up the Texan border. Order the Liberal Crime Squad to kidnap the Arch-Conservative Governor of Texas so you can interrogate and brainwash him into supporting our Elite Liberal agenda.

[Mr Queeba]

Send a tactical nuke to China. forget communists.

[Space1255]

Send a tactical nuke to China. forget communists.

and to The Principality of Sealand

[startacker]

Continue blowing up the Texan border. Order the Liberal Crime Squad to kidnap the Arch-Conservative Governor of Texas so you can interrogate and brainwash him into supporting our Elite Liberal agenda.

69, They bring you him, tied up with a blind around him, you begin your brainwashing. The National Guard is called in to the Texan border.

Send a tactical nuke to China. forget communists.

37, Your nuke launching plans fail.

and to The Principality of Sealand

29, THAT fails as well, uhhh, you get minor radiation poisoning?

INVENTORY
IPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (2/2)
00 Buckshot x2
Kriss Vector Magazine (25/25)
Toupe
Business Clothing
Classy Hats x999
Zack Greinke Baseball Bat
$40,000

COMPANIONS
Houston (ARMED WITH CAR-4)
Dallas (ARMED WITH AK.762)
Liberal Crime Squad Member #1
Liberal Crime Squad Member #2
Liberal Crime Squad Ninja

[Space1255]

Try again [Nuke -> Sealand]

[tber123]

You and your liberals will beat the Governor of Texas with a cardboard cutout of ronald reagan while shouting "Taxes! Rush Limbaugh! George Bush!". That should break him in no time and make it easier to brainwash him.

Also roll for dallas and houston vs the national guard

[Refticus]

nuke the sun

[Mr Queeba]

nuke the sun

[startacker]

Ah stuff

Try again [Nuke -> Sealand]

74, A nuclear missile is launched towards Sealand.

You and your liberals will beat the Governor of Texas with a cardboard cutout of ronald reagan while shouting "Taxes! Rush Limbaugh! George Bush!". That should break him in no time and make it easier to brainwash him.

Also roll for dallas and houston vs the national guard

70, "Taxes! Rush Limbaugh! George Bush!" You yell as you hit him over the head with a cardboard cutout of Ronald Reagan. He says he will help you if you stop!

92, Dallas, Houston, and the other heisters go off to fight of the national guard in Texas.

nuke the sun

66, A nuke is launched towards the sun! It should detonate soon-

30! The nuke turns it's course towards Venus!

Effect Given: Good Luck
You've been getting a lot of passes! Good luck comes your way...

A mixtape falls from the Governor's pocket.

INVENTORY
IPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (2/2)
00 Buckshot x2
Kriss Vector Magazine (25/25)
Toupe
Business Clothing
Classy Hats x999
Zack Greinke Baseball Bat
Ronald Reagan Cardboard Cutout
Texas Governor's Mixtape
$40,000

COMPANIONS
Houston (ARMED WITH CAR-4)
Dallas (ARMED WITH AK.762)
Liberal Crime Squad Member #1
Liberal Crime Squad Member #2
Liberal Crime Squad Ninja

EFFECTS
Good Luck!

[Space1255]

NUKE EVERY SQUARE INCH OF THE PLANET

[77x5ghost2]

NUKE CANADA