how long is your pecker? inb4 bird

[Dionysusan]

I know. From start to finish, he'll need two tanks of gas.

also not clever because of the lack of detail. one can't simply expect someone to know that the car is fuel efficient and has a large tank. What if the car's tank was but a cubic inch of capacity? Then on top of that, what if the car didn't get 1 MPG?

You wouldn't need any more of either to measure your richard length :)

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[Maxwell.]

xr-7 is getting shut down folks

[SetGaming]

also not clever because of the lack of detail. one can't simply expect someone to know that the car is fuel efficient and has a large tank. What if the car's tank was but a cubic inch of capacity? Then on top of that, what if the car didn't get 1 MPG?

You wouldn't need any more of either to measure your richard length :)

car with 8 cubic feet of capacity, with 60 MPG on my part

[Aces]

what exactly determines richard length anyway, besides heredity?

I don't think it's anything besides genetics.

So go look at your dad's richard to get an estimate

[Dionysusan]

I don't think it's anything besides genetics.

So go look at your dad's richard to get an estimate

oh boy oh boy

car with 8 cubic feet of capacity, with 60 MPG on my part

that's a lot of wasted gas idling

[Frequency]

I don't think it's anything besides genetics.

So go look at your dad's richard to get an estimate

I'd also have to check both of my granddaddies' richards

I know. From start to finish, he'll need two tanks of gas.

also this is some slick stuff.

[XR-7]

also not clever because of the lack of detail. one can't simply expect someone to know that the car is fuel efficient and has a large tank. What if the car's tank was but a cubic inch of capacity? Then on top of that, what if the car didn't get 1 MPG?

I think we can reasonably assume that any car has more than a cubic inch of capacity and better than 1mpg.

You wouldn't need any more of either to measure your richard length :)

Clearly not enough room here for two of us to fit in this room. We duel at sundown.

[Camel]

walk ten paces and then draw richards, gentlemen

[Dionysusan]

I'd also have to check both of my granddaddies' richards

just refer them to this thread silly

unless theyre dead, then i wouldnt check their peckers. just uh, believe in them

I think we can reasonably assume that any car has more than a cubic inch of capacity and better than 1mpg.

Clearly not enough room here for two of us to fit in this room. We duel at sundown.

not enough room? sorry my richard is taking up all the space...

lol XR im just busting your balls youre a cool guy

draw richards, gentlemen

done;



also note that there is no hair on the ballsack

[XR-7]

walk ten paces and then draw richards, gentlemen

Ten paces isn't far enough. I need some room

[Aces]

I'd also have to check both of my granddaddies' richards

let's hit the lab

[Steve5451²]

what exactly determines richard length anyway, besides heredity?

I think the amount of testosterone you get while developing has an effect on it.

[John Freeman]

GUYS WHY ARE WE ARGUING LETS JUST TALK ABOUT OUR richardS

[Frequency]

I think the amount of testosterone you get while developing has an effect on it.

so how do I raise my testosterone before I finish growing

[Dionysusan]

so how do I raise my testosterone before I finish growing

pushups, supplements, burnouts, and lawn mowing

thats manly stuff