Nintendo didn't pick the greatest day to release SMM

[Maxwell.]

until the cow stops producing milk

lets breed a cow that makes no milk then and kill off all the other cows
that way there's no cows to produce milk, it will also give us nothing to spill so people won't cry over it

[Ad Bot]

[Afraidanna]

they're planning an attack

[Rigel]

how long does it take to get over a tragedy

until it's no longer funny

lets breed a cow that makes no milk then and kill off all the other cows
that way there's no cows to produce milk, it will also give us nothing to spill so people won't cry over it

humans produce milk

[NessNet]

I just love how we get from Mario to milk then breast feeding

idk its interesting.

[Maxwell.]

humans produce milk

please don't put it in cups

[Frequency]

I have a lactation special interest

[Planr]

i have a star trek special interest

[Steve5451²]

I have a lactation special interest

i'm going to be sick

[Camel]

first SMM level is just gonna be bullet bills firing at two giant pillars

[Otis Da HousKat]

[Freek]

oh my god otis

[Rigel]

forget

[NessNet]

Oh god

EDIT: I just noticed theres a typo in the title and now im bothered lol

[BlueCreeper]

Triggered, otis pls

[dargereldren]

Edit: Finally realized that Nintedo isn't an actual company.

On-topic:
I personally don't mind its release date. I'm mostly just excited for the game itself.