Author Topic: My friend thinks YouTube is a virus  (Read 8360 times)

What an idiot
rape him


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jesus stuffting christ

Your friend plays on a PowerBook G4 and thinks youtube is a virus when in reality it's his PC?
Oh my god, I'm dying of laughter. That thing is so ancient, I don't even think that PowerPC CPU is good to play games with anymore.


THIS JUST IN

HE BOUGHT GTA V


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Phone convo

Him: Hey whats up Anon.
Me: Hi.

-Talking about other stuff-

Him: I'm thinking that I want to buy Grand Theft Auto 5 for my computer.
Me: You can't run it dude.
Him: Yes I can, if I cant then It doesn't matter.  <(What??)
Me: Yes it does, if you can't run it then its just a waste of 60 dollars.
Him: Well I could at least try it.
Me: -Trying to talk him out of it-
Him: -"Okay okay whatever"- type stuff
/Hang up



-Calls me again

Him: Hey Anon I bought it
Me: -Congratulate him-
Him: Its a 60GB game!
Me: Yeah, took me two days to download.

-Talk about other crap and hang up
  
Now we wait

Get the nooses ready

Now we wait 2 weeks for him to download it that is if he has enough memory to download it

THIS JUST IN

HE BOUGHT GTA V

Now we wait

Get the nooses ready
I am getting physically upset/angry/depressed because of this moron.

Remove him from existence.


If I had a friend like this I would just quit everything forever.

THIS JUST IN

HE BOUGHT GTA V

Now we wait

Get the nooses ready
I'LL GET MORE THAN JUST NOOSES READY!  I'M ARMING THE DEATH ION CANNON!

THIS JUST IN

HE BOUGHT GTA V

Now we wait

Get the nooses ready
« Last Edit: July 09, 2015, 08:40:12 PM by spideykong »

can you record him trying to play gta v with that """"""""""""laptop""""""""""""

can you record him trying to play gta v with that """"""""""""machine""""""""""""
FTFY

can you record him trying to play gta v with that """"""""""""laptop""""""""""""
Please do this
I really want to see how bad it is