Author Topic: Attack the below user (Read 8947 times)

TheEpicRobot · July 10, 2015, 03:29:21 PM

Take the elevator.

You have been ran over by a truck.

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HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION · July 10, 2015, 03:50:57 PM

While the truck is running me over I bench press it

THE BELOW USER IS ALSO IN A STEEL CAGE CHUTES AND LADDERS MATCH WITH JOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHNNNNNNNNNNN CEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNAAAAAAAA AND IF YOU DONT YOU MUST BE IN A SPIT SWAPPING MAKEOUT MATCH WITH THE BIG SHOW

Plebian Native American · July 10, 2015, 03:58:51 PM

I bodyslam whoever's gonna fight me, i win

person below me is a nerd, destined to never get a girlfriend

ThatRandomGuy · July 10, 2015, 04:00:19 PM

Who said it was a Girlfriend?

The below user is stuck in a car with reinforced windows that is heading straight for a train. the brakes don't work either

Mr Man · July 10, 2015, 04:35:41 PM

Steer out of the way, let off the gas till momentum runs out, and get out of the car. You never said that anything else didn't work...

Below user is marooned by pirates on a desert island nowhere near shipping lanes or populated areas

espio100 · July 10, 2015, 04:36:57 PM

I rape the pirates and force them to take me to a populated island

Below users is sealed in an unbreakable glass cage full of water with no doors.

TheKid · July 10, 2015, 04:38:38 PM

jack off

nothing happens

TheEpicRobot · July 10, 2015, 04:46:39 PM

i kill above user because lack of originality.

Some random asshat steals your wallet.

Lego lad · July 10, 2015, 06:00:12 PM

wallet is empty

below user is a hi id n00b!!11

HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION · July 10, 2015, 08:08:54 PM

lol dis is me alt ii originally join in V2 SO SHUT UR MOOTH KIDDDD

Below user is locked inside a padded room with Betelguese

Afraidanna · July 10, 2015, 08:09:45 PM

is that necessarily a bad thing

the below user dies

ichiioma · July 10, 2015, 08:11:39 PM

I make a deal with death to bring me back.

Below user is about to be rocketed to the sun in a Autism Rocket.

Plebian Native American · July 10, 2015, 08:45:56 PM

uses a dream catcher

Below user doesn't use the word autism as an insult, due to the fact it's a mental disability

ThatRandomGuy · July 10, 2015, 08:46:28 PM

Self Delete by Bayonet

The below user is stuck in a room with no windows, doors, or lights with the exception of a kerosene lamp in the middle of the room that reveal Tenshi in the corner.

Plebian Native American · July 10, 2015, 08:47:23 PM

isn't a weeaboo, so it doesn't effect me

below user is below user therefore he is a dingus nerd who gets wasted on fruit punch, u wake up the next day 2 reelize u spented all ur allowance