Samus is transloveual

[Skip]

You should listen to Taboo. He's an expert at shoving his own balls up the inguinal cbrown town. Practically does it as a hobby, actually.

Hey now, are you implying there's something wrong with that?

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[Rigel]

we should ask nintendo if this is true

[Ragequit]

then how do you explain her fine ass
no man has such an ass

[·:Taboo:·]

one of her designers said so, and nobody else on the team has disagreed so we can only assume it's real

a graphic artist isn't a designer nerd

You should listen to Taboo. He's an expert at shoving his own balls up the inguinal cbrown town. Practically does it as a hobby, actually.

you tried to use that as an insult for whatever reason but you're too correct for it to work

[Ragequit]

nice ball skills dude do you play sports???

[Flame]

dumblrinas always trying to make EVERYONE trans or gay

just ignore it, this isn't canon

[Jairo]

early instruction manuals also say birdo is a dude and vivian is a crossdresser

things change

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

dumblrinas always trying to make EVERYONE trans or gay

just ignore it, this isn't canon

mario is a homoloveual transgendered man and a yoshi-kin

[·:Taboo:·]

nice ball skills dude do you play sports???

hell yeah brother

[AtlasBlue]

I'm okay with this

[DJ Charizard]

I'm okay with this

[IkeTheGeneric]

Pretty sure an old, outdated manual isn't exactly canon

[Skip]

I require evidence, Taboo.

[Ipquarx]

Pretty sure an old, outdated manual isn't exactly canon

i can see the headlines now
"misogynistic stufflords pressure nintendo to make samus non-transloveual"

[·:Taboo:·]

I require evidence, Taboo.

no