How do YOU deal with nubcakes?

[Block_Dood]

WARNING: IF YOU ARE ANTI ADMIN-ABUSE, GTFO MAH THREAD. NOW.

With that disclaimer over and done with, how do YOU deal with newbcakes in your server? Personally, I just make a small cage, wrench event it so it saves as checkpoint, and takes away inventory, then make a brick that teleports to it with a big sign that says "FREE ADMIN HERE".

How about you?

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[Bushido]

I typically use either Sky's jail mod or my modevents skills and trap 'em in jails, barrels, and the like. The funniest entrapment yet was where I trapped him in a trap, that, around the borders of the trap read;

IT'S A TRAP!

Having a mute script is helpful, though.

[TheWorm]

WARNING: IF YOU ARE ANTI ADMIN-ABUSE, GTFO MAH THREAD. NOW.

With that disclaimer over and done with, how do YOU deal with newbcakes in your server? Personally, I just make a small cage, wrench event it so it saves as checkpoint, and takes away inventory, then make a brick that teleports to it with a big sign that says "FREE ADMIN HERE".

How about you?

Learn the difference between noob/nub and newb/newbie. Noob.

[Wedge]

Ban and kick, everything else is pointless.

[tails]

I ban. Its fun :D

Ive never been to a server hosted by wedge :(

[Ghoul]

Well, first, I try to abuse them in every way possible.

EXAMPLE:

Noob: How do I get into the build?

Me: Alt-F4!

RaNdOm No0b has left the game.
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If that doesn't work, I just trick them in some sinister way that they can't help and ban them for it.

[Junior]

Nice Ghoul.

[Game master pro]

Kick/Ban. Simple.

[rkynick]

Well first I ban them.

And then I have cake.

[Muffinmix]

I ban them, then I visit their house and murder them and slap their sister and possibly spend the night with her too if she's legal age and hot.

[Dilt]

Mute, Jail, Shootup (Launches them in the air, I usually have falling damage on), Tiedown (ties them down to a target with the ninja rope), EatCash (om nom noms, cash ), as well as the classic kick and ban.

[Ephialtes]

I ban them, then I visit their house and murder them and slap their sister and possibly spend the night with her too if she's legal age and hot.

Why would you worry about that after committing a murder?

[Loz]

So he's not breaking the laws =D
I have that /kill <ID> command and the /mute <ID> command.  They are useful =D  But I havn't needed to use the /mute.

[Jervan]

I get to know them, teach them what I know, and then have a laugh with my now-equivelants(sp).

[Ephialtes]

I think a round of applause is in order for Jervan for not jumping on the "i need to take out my day-to-day frustration on this poor new person who doesnt understand how to play the game yet" Bandwagon.

@Ghoul: Very funny!! I see how that joke can never get old and is always absolutely vomit-inducingly hilarious each time you do it. You must go to sleep giggling after a good day of tricking people into quitting the game. But perhaps he just disconnected because he instantly knew he'd found yet another of Blockland's starfishs.