[NEW POLL] Cross Country Run [Catch a bus?]

[CypherX]

can you guys, like, forget off

we want to stuff where we want to stuff

this

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[XR-7]

I see the thread and I'm thinking, "Whoa more than a page of replies?". I realize it's all because we're arguing about where we should poop. Welcome to the Blockland forums.

Check out that unknown room with that unknown status.

You walk over to the room but the door is locked. There is a window on the door. You see guns and other assorted weapons hanging on hooks with tags attached to them containing case numbers. I guess this is where they keep and examine evidence.

Regarding our poop, you decide to not expel it yet, but we better find a place to do it soon or we'll have problems.

Status:

Location: New York, NY (Bronx)
Time: 3:53pm ET Friday
Temperature: 71°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Full
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): High
*You are wanted for evading the custody of your uncle, who lives in Cambridge, MA.
*You are wanted for armed robbery and indecent exposure in Somerville, MA.
*You are wanted for vandalism, assault on a police officer, and resisting arrest in New York, NY.

You now have free roam of the accessible areas of the police precinct. You also now have access to your backpack and its contents again. Food is free too. You have been asking about what "Rico, plot 2270" could mean and have new information about your uncle and mother. You're trying to decide if you should unleash your fury or not.

Available areas:

Lobby (several chairs, some potted plants, magazines on a table, clerk's desk, and temporary TV)
Hallway leading to other rooms
Interrogation room (table, two chairs, locked filing cabinet, desk with drawers)
Lab (not accessible without key, window on door)
Break Room
Examination/evidence room (locked, window on door)
The door leading out into the street

Hygiene:

Shower status: Poor
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Poor
Mouth status: Decent
Clothing Status: Noticeably dirty

Colon contents: Poop of the Century (ready)

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Atlas
Pen
Pad of paper
Pepe mask
1 full box of junior mints
1 box of junior mints missing one mint
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
Olive oil
Salt
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$159.97
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (55% battery, charging)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Bowie knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flashlight
Your mom's locked combination safe

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[Skuras]

See if you can find a locker room where you can get something to freshen yourself up (break into a locker and take some deodorant, maybe steal some clothes that fit you and stash them in your backpack). You should also take some women's clothes and makeup to disguise yourself in case stuff goes bad. Or maybe you can peacefully escape the police station like that. No one would know it was you

[Decepticon]

See if you can find a locker room where you can get something to freshen yourself up (break into a locker and take some deodorant, maybe steal some clothes that fit you and stash them in your backpack). You should also take some women's clothes and makeup to disguise yourself in case stuff goes bad. Or maybe you can peacefully escape the police station like that. No one would know it was you

but they're giving us hospitality, not arresting us

also we're 14 i don't think the disguise is going to help us

and since this is NY and a precinct there's probably almost always gonna be cops in there

dont do this

[tber123]

How about compromising for stuffting in the trash can

[CypherX]

How about compromising for stuffting in the trash can

STOP

[Skuras]

but they're giving us hospitality, not arresting us

also we're 14 i don't think the disguise is going to help us

and since this is NY and a precinct there's probably almost always gonna be cops in there

dont do this

Ok maybe you're right. I am trying to think of ways to leave the police station because we aren't making any progress by being here. The cops don't know what to do with us. They'll probably just toss us in a foster home

[Decepticon]

Ok maybe you're right. I am trying to think of ways to leave the police station because we aren't making any progress by being here. The cops don't know what to do with us. They'll probably just toss us in a foster home

if you read the past few updates they're contacting one of our relatives to help us i believe

and right now it's probably the best place for us to be, our uncle is closing in on us with all his firepower

[Swat 3]

CYPHER IT IS TOO LATE, AS THE POPE IS TOO FAR AWAY.

WE CAN CREATE ANOTHER stuff OF THE CENTURY.
use the toilet.

[Refticus]

CYPHER IT IS TOO LATE, AS THE POPE IS TOO FAR AWAY.

WE CAN CREATE ANOTHER stuff OF THE CENTURY.
use the toilet.

HOLD IT

[Amirali]

Do the poop in a regular can, cover it in a lid, and save it for later.

[CypherX]

you may as well just kill yourself

all of this stuff for nothing smh, you guys loving suck

[Frequency]

all of this stuff for nothing smh, you guys loving suck

this

[Decepticon]

you may as well just kill yourself

all of this stuff for nothing smh, you guys loving suck

man i just wanted to take a stuff in the bathroom for once forgetin not cause a war stuff man

[XR-7]

man i just wanted to take a stuff in the bathroom for once forgetin not cause a stuff war man

Ftfy you had your words backwards

How about compromising for stuffting in the trash can

CYPHER IT IS TOO LATE, AS THE POPE IS TOO FAR AWAY.

WE CAN CREATE ANOTHER stuff OF THE CENTURY.
use the toilet.

HOLD IT

this

We still seem a bit indecisive. Your conscience is engaging in World War III over whether you should use the restroom or not and if so should we use the toilet or not.

This man might have a good suggestion:

Do the poop in a regular can, cover it in a lid, and save it for later.

Meanwhile, an officer from the backrooms emerges saying that he managed to get into contact with your elderly Aunt Beth, your maternal grandmother's sister. She has offered to take you in and pay your bail so long as you do her housework and help her out. She lives near Richmond, VA.

Status:

Location: New York, NY (Bronx)
Time: 4:02pm ET Friday
Temperature: 71°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Full
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): High
*You are wanted for evading the custody of your uncle, who lives in Cambridge, MA.
*You are wanted for armed robbery and indecent exposure in Somerville, MA.
*You are wanted for vandalism, assault on a police officer, and resisting arrest in New York, NY.

You now have free roam of the accessible areas of the police precinct. Your aunt has offered to take you in at her house in Richmond, Virginia.

Available areas:

Lobby (several chairs, some potted plants, magazines on a table, clerk's desk, and temporary TV)
Hallway leading to other rooms
Interrogation room (table, two chairs, locked filing cabinet, desk with drawers)
Lab (not accessible without key, window on door)
Break Room
Examination/evidence room (locked, window on door)
The door leading out into the street

Hygiene:

Shower status: Poor
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Poor
Mouth status: Decent
Clothing Status: Noticeably dirty

Colon contents: Poop of the Century (ready)

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Atlas
Pen
Pad of paper
Pepe mask
1 full box of junior mints
1 box of junior mints missing one mint
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
Olive oil
Salt
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$159.97
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (60% battery, charging)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Bowie knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flashlight
Your mom's locked combination safe

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.