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draw richards on the paper and stuff the drawing into the chair pocket
repeat this until you get bored

Hiijack the plane to the great lakes.

draw richards on the paper and stuff the drawing into the chair pocket
repeat this until you get bored

After riding for a while, you draw phallic objects on several sheets of paper and cram them down into the seat. You do this until you are bored.

Hiijack the plane to the great lakes.

After thinking for a bit, you want to try to hijack the plane and take it to the great lakes area. You get up from your seat calmly and walk through the seats, through the upper class seating, and towards the roosterpit. Suddenly, the speaker crackles to life saying, "Hello passengers this is your pilot speaking, I hope you've been having a wonderful trip thus far. I'll have you know that we are beginning our descent towards Richmond, please buckle your seat belts, put your tray tables up, and put your seat in the full upright position. We should be down in approximately five minutes."

A stewardess taps you on the shoulder and encourages you to return to your seat. You say that you are in the lower class seats towards the back so she escorts you there. The plane lands at docks at a terminal. You grab your sleeping bag and get off. You find your aunt at the airport. The two of you go out to her car and she drives to her home.

"I've got a wonderful surprise for you tomorrow, hon." she says out of the quiet, "Some of your mother's distant relatives are going to be joining us for your cousin's birthday party! I bet it has been a long time since you've seen any of them, if at all."

She shows you your bedroom and says that she's going straight to bed. She also offers to wash your clothes in the morning. Your bedroom consists of an old wardrobe, a queen sized bed with a large quilt, two windows with curtains, two small tables each containing lamps and drawers, and a television on a large dresser.

Status:

Location: Richmond, VA
Time: 11:23pm ET Friday
Temperature: 63°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Content
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): None

You are at your aunt's house in Richmond, VA. She has gone to bed and shown you your room.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Poor
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Decent
Mouth status: Poor
Clothing Status: Noticeably dirty

Colon contents: Empty

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
A carton of your own poop covered in duct tape
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Atlas
Pen
Pad of paper
Pepe mask
1 full box of junior mints
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade

$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$159.97
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (60% battery, charging)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Scissors
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flashlight
Your mom's locked combination safe

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.
« Last Edit: August 28, 2015, 02:37:07 PM by XR-7 »

She seems pretty nice. End this, because you found a home!!

She seems pretty nice. End this, because you found a home!!

HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS

AND OUR HEART IS ON THE WEST SIIIIDE

also shouldn't our heat have worn off by now

This is a good place to stop.
Why are we trying to get to the west coast anyways

We need a better goal than just going to the west coast. We need to find out what Rico means and if you have inherited something in New Mexico. Who knows what could be out there assuming that it is property. Maybe you should track down your uncle and/or father and see what's up with them

But yeah idk if we want to leave your kind aunt's house so soon

we won gg

i suggest we do a whole restart new everything

it's not over yet
the uncle is going across america to hunt our ass down
stuff the bed in fear
« Last Edit: August 28, 2015, 05:14:04 PM by Refticus »

it's not over yet
the uncle is going across america to hunt our ass down
stuff the bed in fear
No wait you'll flood the house
Tell your aunt to call your abusive uncle and see if he wants to do a post-birth abortion on you still.

Whistle "Dixie" and have fun getting around Richmond

She seems pretty nice. End this, because you found a home!!
This is a good place to stop.
Why are we trying to get to the west coast anyways
we won gg

i suggest we do a whole restart new everything

You're feeling totally awesome now. Someone actually cares for you and you get free food, free board, nice everything, and a clean house. Why should you go any further?

it's not over yet
the uncle is going across america to hunt our ass down
stuff the bed in fear

You still feel petrified over your uncle. No one knows where he is and you have no way of finding out.

You do manage to go to sleep however. When you wake up, you smell waffles. You go into the kitchen where you aunt has made a filling breakfast. You eat and she tells you that your relatives will be here within an hour, so she gets you some clean clothes and washes your other clothes.

We need a better goal than just going to the west coast. We need to find out what Rico means and if you have inherited something in New Mexico. Who knows what could be out there assuming that it is property. Maybe you should track down your uncle and/or father and see what's up with them

But yeah idk if we want to leave your kind aunt's house so soon

You go into your room and get the safe and the photo of your mom in the car with the safe. You give it to your aunt hoping for answers. Her eyes light up.

"Oh yes! I remember that car! It was your father's pride and joy. Your parents had been such a happy couple. They were so ecstatic when they discovered that they were having you!"

You show her the safe and point it out in the picture. She doesn't have any clue about what could be inside, but she says that Rico had something to do with an area of land that your father was affiliated with. She says that he originally intended to raise the family out west, but his sudden disappearance cancelled those plans.

No wait you'll flood the house
Tell your aunt to call your abusive uncle and see if he wants to do a post-birth abortion on you still.

You ask your aunt if she has heard from your uncle this past week. She smiles.

"Oh! It's funny that you asked! You see..." she begins.

The doorbell rings. She stops talking and smiles again. She walks to the door and opens it. The outside sunlight compared to the darker house only reveals the profile of the visitor. Beyond him on the street, you see a U-Haul truck with a broken headlight. Your uncle walks in and greets your aunt politely. He looks past her and sees you in the living room. A controlled grin spreads across his face:



Outside, more relatives begin to arrive, including the birthday boy. They come inside and everyone just stands around the front door hugging, talking, and laughing. Your uncle joins in, but repeatedly looks up and over everyone at you, smiling each time.

Status:

Location: Richmond, VA
Time: 10:21am ET Saturday
Temperature: 67°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Full
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): None

You are at your aunt's house in Richmond, VA. Your uncle and many other family members whom you don't recognize have just come in the house.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Excellent
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Decent
Mouth status: Excellent
Clothing Status: Clean

Colon contents: Six hours

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
A carton of your own poop covered in duct tape
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Atlas
Pen
Pad of paper
Pepe mask
1 full box of junior mints
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade

$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$159.97
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (60% battery, charging)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Scissors
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flashlight
Your mom's locked combination safe

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.


Tell the aunt that your uncle is being hunted by the police. And he is hunting you.

Crush his balls if you can catch him alone without being in a risky situation. Also why does he still have the U-Haul truck. Is he moving in?! Or just passing through? Unleash your container of goodness in his face


I also just has a thought. Could "2270" be a DOB? 2/2/70? Is that when one of your parents was born or something?