[NEW POLL] Cross Country Run [Catch a bus?]

[Swat 3]

Don't you have luggage? Don't take it as a carry on! Else, you might just have to abandon your creation.

[Ad Bot]

[XR-7]

tell them to wait a moment when you get to the airport

go to one of the bathrooms and get rid of your against-the-rules stuff

Ditch the knife. Then remove as much of the duct tape as possible without revealing the smell of the contents in the container. Tell the security guards that its your science project, some mold or animal droppings

You tell your chaperones that you have to use the restroom before going in to wait for your flight. They tell you that there are bathrooms in the terminal but you insist. You go in the restroom and flush your precious bowie knife. You unwrap the container a little bit so as not to reveal too much, but enough that you can explain it and get it scanned. It passes inspection.

Don't you have luggage? Don't take it as a carry on! Else, you might just have to abandon your creation.

I'm fairly certain that luggage gets scanned as well. And on top of that, all you have is the backpack and sleeping bag which can be carried on board and stored overhead.

Status:

Location: New York, NY (JFK Int'l Airport)
Time: 8:58pm ET Friday
Temperature: 64°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Full
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): High

You are in the terminal where you flight is located. The doors to the plane open momentarily but it doesn't leave until 9:30. The waiting area has a lot of seats, some end tables, fake potted plants, large window panes for watching the runway, and the door that leads to the plane with a stewardess standing near it. There are also restrooms, some payphones, and an ATM.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Poor
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Excellent
Mouth status: Decent
Clothing Status: Noticeably dirty

Colon contents: Empty thank god

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
A carton of your own poop covered in duct tape
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Atlas
Pen
Pad of paper
Pepe mask
1 full box of junior mints
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$159.97
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (60% battery, charging)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Scissors
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flashlight
Your mom's locked combination safe

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[Refticus]

realise you just passed airport security without any hassle in the usa

[Snaked_Snake]

Ask what there is to do whilst you wait

[Space1255]

Ask what there is to do whilst you wait

open a weed house and give free samples

[Swat 3]

You brought scissors and a hammer past security. Oh, and the combination safe that totally isn't a bomb.
seems legit

[XR-7]

Ask what there is to do whilst you wait

open a weed house and give free samples

You look around for something to do. You consider opening a weed house with free samples but then you realize that you don't have any weed.

You brought scissors and a hammer past security. Oh, and the combination safe that totally isn't a bomb.
seems legit

I didn't know scissors and a hammer couldn't pass security....but I did find this, which says that they cannot be carried on but are allowed in checked baggage. Pepper spray isn't allowed as a carry-on either. Lets say that your backpack is going to go with baggage instead of a carry-on. Also let's just say that the safe was put through the airport x-ray scanner and was deemed safe.

Skip back ahead to present. The plane is made accessible to passengers and the officers tell you to get on the plane. They send you off and you enter the seating area. You put your sleeping bag in your overhead compartment and sit in your seat. You are told by a stewardess to stay seated until after take-off in order to let other people store their things and get seated.

At 9:30pm, the door to the plane is closed, you buckle your seatbelt, and you begin taxiing down the runway. The plane lifts into the air on the way to Richmond. You now have access to other areas of the plane (excluding the roosterpit).

Status:

Location: New York, NY (JFK Int'l Airport)
Time: 9:41pm ET Friday
Temperature: 62°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Content
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): High

You are now on the plane and have access to the passenger friendly areas. The officers are now gone and you are unsupervised. The arrival time in Richmond is estimated to be around 11:30pm.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Poor
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Excellent
Mouth status: Decent
Clothing Status: Noticeably dirty

Colon contents: Empty thank god

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Heelys
Football Gloves
Sleeping bag
Pen
Pad of paper
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$159.97
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (60% battery)
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)
Small piece of wire

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[Decepticon]

see if there are any air marshalls around to ensure your safety

[Space1255]

Make weed out of the nearby plants. magazines

[Refticus]

under your chair you will find a gun, take it and burst into the roosterpit
hijack plane to kenya

[Swat 3]

under your chair you will find a gun, take it and burst into the roosterpit
hijack plane to kenya

[tber123]

see if there are any air marshalls around to ensure your safety

[CypherX]

under your chair you will find a gun, take it and burst into the roosterpit
hijack plane to kenya

[XR-7]

under your chair you will find a gun, take it and burst into the roosterpit
hijack plane to kenya

You return to your seat and notice a black tube sticking out from under your seat. You pull it out and find a fully loaded M16! Passengers and attendants scream as you rush for the roosterpit. You fire a few rounds into the emergency phone to prevent calling for help. You reach the door to the roosterpit but it's locked. You fire through the door breaking the latch and swing it open. The pilot jumps up to engage in combat, but you beat him senseless with the butt of your gun and roll him out of the roosterpit before jamming the door closed. The plane is beginning to lose altitude. You pull up and head southeast across the ocean. After about six hours of flying, you realize that you made a dismal mistake. The plane wasn't loaded with enough fuel to reach Africa. The engines sputter out one by one and the plane plunges into the ocean, killing everyone on board. Except for you. You cling onto a wing flap hoping someone will find your last reported location on radar. But then a shark begins to circle. It bites you on the foot, wrenching it off. You are bleeding profusely and know that your time has come. You stand on your good foot on the wing flap, raise the M16 to your head, and blast the contents of your skull into the open world.

RIP. Revert to last auto save.

see if there are any air marshalls around to ensure your safety

You walk around looking for an air marshal but there doesn't appear to be one.

Make weed out of the nearby plants. magazines

You collect some magazines to use as weed, but you can't smoke on the plane and anything that causes flame is not allowed in the passenger areas, so you probably won't find a way to light them if you tried.

Status:

Location: Somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean
Time: 10:13pm ET Friday
Temperature: 62°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Content
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): High

You are now on the plane and have access to the passenger friendly areas. The officers are now gone and you are unsupervised. The arrival time in Richmond is estimated to be around 11:30pm.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Poor
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Excellent
Mouth status: Decent
Clothing Status: Noticeably dirty

Colon contents: Empty thank god

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Heelys
Football Gloves
Sleeping bag
Bundle of magazines
Pen
Pad of paper
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$159.97
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (60% battery)
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)
Small piece of wire

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[Decepticon]

You walk around looking for an air marshal but there doesn't appear to be one.

well they're usually undercover so i guess it makes sense