[NEW POLL] Cross Country Run [Catch a bus?]

[CRITAWAKETS]

Are we a shemale?????????????

THIS IS CONFUSLING.

[Ad Bot]

[Refticus]

before we go, we need to start to manufacture another monster stuff, go to the shops to buy the same stuff

[XR-7]

holy stuff get the police department to help you get the baby get the medical team

The medical team runs in and performs CPR on your little big one. I think he's gonna make it guys!

drown the baby in the bathtub

then put in food disposal

But then you drown the baby and chop him up rip. You place him back in his container coffin and put the duct tape back on.

Are we a shemale?????????????

THIS IS CONFUSLING.

After a quick investigation, you realize that you are a male.

before we go, we need to start to manufacture another monster stuff, go to the shops to buy the same stuff

The police are not allowing you to leave the building until you leave for the airport, which you will do at 7:30pm.

Status:

Location: New York, NY (Bronx)
Time: 5:52pm ET Friday
Temperature: 67°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Full
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): High
*You are wanted for armed robbery and indecent exposure in Somerville, MA.
*You are wanted for vandalism, assault on a police officer, and resisting arrest in New York, NY.

You are standing in the police precinct. You are scheduled to leave in about an hour and a half. Do you have anything else to do?

Available areas:

Lobby (several chairs, some potted plants, magazines on a table, clerk's desk, and temporary TV)
Hallway leading to other rooms
Interrogation room (table, two chairs, locked filing cabinet, desk with drawers)
Lab (not accessible without key, window on door)
Break Room
Examination/evidence room (locked, window on door)
Bathroom (apocalyptic state)
The door leading out into the street

Hygiene:

Shower status: Poor
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Poor
Mouth status: Decent
Clothing Status: Noticeably dirty

Colon contents: Empty thank god

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
A carton of your own poop covered in duct tape
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Atlas
Pen
Pad of paper
Pepe mask
1 full box of junior mints
1 box of junior mints missing one mint
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$159.97
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (60% battery, charging)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Bowie knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flashlight
Your mom's locked combination safe

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[Refticus]

we need dinner, we are not getting on the plane without a large stuff to bake

also consider what that whole scene of you imagining having a baby means

[CypherX]

see if you can get a shower or something

also like deodorant and all that stuff

maybe a wash for your clothes

[Space1255]

see if you can get a shower or something

also like deodorant and all that stuff

maybe a wash for your clothes

[XR-7]

we need dinner, we are not getting on the plane without a large stuff to bake

also consider what that whole scene of you imagining having a baby means

We either wait until on or after the plane or just stick with the break room contents since the police say you can't leave.

see if you can get a shower or something

also like deodorant and all that stuff

maybe a wash for your clothes

The precinct doesn't have laundry machines or shower. A cop agrees to let you use some cologne though.

If there's nothing else left for us to do, we can just skip ahead to where we leave.

Status:

Location: New York, NY (Bronx)
Time: 6:12pm ET Friday
Temperature: 66°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Full
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): High
*You are wanted for armed robbery and indecent exposure in Somerville, MA.
*You are wanted for vandalism, assault on a police officer, and resisting arrest in New York, NY.

You are standing in the police precinct. You are scheduled to leave at 7:30. Do you have anything else to do?

Available areas:

Lobby (several chairs, some potted plants, magazines on a table, clerk's desk, and temporary TV)
Hallway leading to other rooms
Interrogation room (table, two chairs, locked filing cabinet, desk with drawers)
Lab (not accessible without key, window on door)
Break Room
Examination/evidence room (locked, window on door)
Bathroom (apocalyptic state)
The door leading out into the street

Hygiene:

Shower status: Poor
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Excellent
Mouth status: Decent
Clothing Status: Noticeably dirty

Colon contents: Empty thank god

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
A carton of your own poop covered in duct tape
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Atlas
Pen
Pad of paper
Pepe mask
1 full box of junior mints
1 box of junior mints missing one mint
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$159.97
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (60% battery, charging)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Bowie knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flashlight
Your mom's locked combination safe

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[Space1255]

Skip Ahead

[Decepticon]

say your emotional goodbyes to everyone in the precinct (even the dude who sits behind the desk and does nothing) early and prepare for police transport

[Refticus]

scoot around while devouring the mints

[XR-7]

scoot around while devouring the mints

You scoot around on your Heelys while popping mints. No one can surpass your coolness.

say your emotional goodbyes to everyone in the precinct (even the dude who sits behind the desk and does nothing) early and prepare for police transport

You cry and give everyone a hug telling them how much you loved hanging out with them today. No one has entered the bathroom yet apparently.

Skip Ahead

Two officers, one of them the chief, tell you that it's time to leave. You gather all your stuff and get in the police car while they drive you to the airport. You get there at 8:30pm, one hour before your flight leaves. You just noticed that you have a teeny weeny problem. You have to get through the security checkpoint and your knife is still in your sock. Airports tend to have problems with things like that. On top of that, they're going to find a sealed container covered in duct tape when they search your backpack. That's not suspicious at all, now is it? The officers are still escorting you.

Status:

Location: New York, NY (JFK Int'l Airport)
Time: 8:34pm ET Friday
Temperature: 64°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Full
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): High

You are about to pass through the security checkpoint at the airport. Your knife will likely trigger the alarms and you have a very suspicious sealed container. What do?

Hygiene:

Shower status: Poor
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Excellent
Mouth status: Decent
Clothing Status: Noticeably dirty

Colon contents: Empty thank god

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
A carton of your own poop covered in duct tape
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Atlas
Pen
Pad of paper
Pepe mask
1 full box of junior mints
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$159.97
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (60% battery, charging)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Bowie knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flashlight
Your mom's locked combination safe

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[Decepticon]

tell them to wait a moment when you get to the airport

go to one of the bathrooms and get rid of your against-the-rules stuff

[Refticus]

put the knife wayy up inside your butt

[CRITAWAKETS]

Realize that the flight budget of the US is 1 cent and a donut.

[Skuras]

Ditch the knife. Then remove as much of the duct tape as possible without revealing the smell of the contents in the container. Tell the security guards that its your science project, some mold or animal droppings