Then run like forget
Do it in a bathroom stall, except on the floor. Clog the toilet.
unleash a monster stuff in the front door of the hotel
and i mean literally in the door
do both then run like a forget
You ask if you can use the bathroom and the desk clerk directs you towards it. It's a single restroom with a door that locks. You unleash a log into the toilet, which folds up blocking the drain. Clearly not enough, you repeatedly flush the toilet causing brown water to flood the entire bathroom.
You then unroll the toilet paper on the floor and release the rest of your goods onto it. You fold the toilet paper over it to conceal it and carry the package out of the bathroom. You nod at the clerk as you walk towards the door. When he looks away, you open your package and hurl it on the big glass doors and smear it all over the glass like some sort of demented monkey.
The clerk sees you and dashes out from behind the desk. By now however, the flooded bathroom has infiltrated the lobby and the clerk slides in the sewage before hitting his head on a table losing consciousness. When he comes around, you're gone.
Go on the roof of a building and sleep there.
You find an office building that's still unlocked due to some employees being inside. You creep up the stairs and get to the roof. You unroll your sleeping bag and get a good night's rest.
Get to Philadelphia when the Pope visits so you can unleash a holy stuff onto him.
The next morning, you decide that Philadelphia is the next best bet. You plan to meet the Pope
Status:Location: New York, NY (Times Square)
Time: 7:13am ET Friday
Temperature: 55°F
Stamina: Well rested
Hunger: A little hungry
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): Moderate
*You are wanted for evading the custody of your uncle, who lives in Cambridge, MA.*You are wanted for armed robbery and indecent exposure in Somerville, MA.*You are wanted for vandalism in New York, NY.You are on the roof of an office building near Times Square.
Hygiene:
Shower status: Average
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Average
Mouth status: Yucky
Clothing Status: Decent, should be washed soon
Colon contents: Empty
Items:
One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Atlas
Pen
Pad of paper
1 full box of junior mints
1 box of junior mints missing one mint
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade$25
Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$178.18
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (21% battery)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (78% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Bowie knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flathead screwdriver
Flashlight
Your mom's locked combination safe
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Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.
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