BREAK FREE AND RUN FOR YOUR loving LIFE
You violently twist and wrench your hand to try to break free, but the man is too strong.
Bite his hand and run using parkour skills you learned earlier.
After struggling doesn't work, you dig your teeth into his hand. His grip weakens slightly but before you can break free of his grasp, he brings his hand down and smacks you in the face hard enough to knock you to the ground.
Shout "SOMEONE HELP!" pretending he's trying to kidnap you.
Taking the cake on the fact that people just saw him hit you, you scream for help. All the nearby onlookers just grin since they saw what happened.
SHANK HIM AND RUN.
The cop reaches you and is about to reach for your other arm in order to completely detain you. As a last resort you use your left hand to grab your bowie knife from your right pocket and sink it into Suit Man's wrist. He screams in pain and lets go. The officer is completely surprised and reaches for his taser.
CRUSH HIS richard AND BALLS.
R U N .
To further incapacitate the man, you crush his package with your best football punt. He goes down and you sprint through the crowd. The officer is unable to fire his taser without risking a hit to a bystander, so he gives chase. The officer is trained and faster than you wearing a large backpack and sleeping bag, and is gaining quickly.
Status:Location: New York, NY (Times Square)
Time: 9:29am ET Friday
Temperature: 57°F
Stamina: Well rested
Hunger: Stuffed
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area):
High*You are wanted for evading the custody of your uncle, who lives in Cambridge, MA.*You are wanted for armed robbery and indecent exposure in Somerville, MA.*You are wanted for vandalism, attempted thievery, and assault in New York, NY.You are running through Times Square trying to escape a police officer after trying to pickpocket a man and then violently incapacitating him. The officer is gaining.
Enemy: Police OfficerArmed with taser and Glock 22
HP: 20/20
Hygiene:
Shower status: Average
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Average
Mouth status: Excellent
Clothing Status: Decent, should be washed soon
Colon contents: Poop of the Century WIP (6 hours left)
Items:
One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
5 wallets stolen from Times Square pedestrians
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Atlas
Pen
Pad of paper
Pepe mask
1 full box of junior mints
1 box of junior mints missing one mint
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
Olive oil
Salt$25
Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$159.97
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (19% battery)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (78% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Bowie knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flathead screwdriver
Flashlight
Your mom's locked combination safe
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Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.
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