throw the screwdriver in his direction to hope that it embeds itself
In an act of desperation, you hurl your screwdriver like a dart at the officer. It just hits his torso and clatters onto the sidewalk. On top of that, you lost a lot of speed and he is right on you now.
Sneak into an alleyway and then call a cab.
Do this, if this doesn't work, tell him he has no right to tase you, then either knock him down/out, run when he's distracted or stab him.
ACTUALLY JUST USE YOUR loving PEPERSPRAY ON THE OFFICER
You sidestep into a nearby alley but the cop has chased many people over the years and doesn't lose any ground. He grabs you by both shoulders and throws you against a brick building. He draws his handcuffs and grabs one of your arms. In your other hand, you quickly yank your pepper spray from your pocket and spray it over your shoulder, hitting the officer perfectly in the eyes. He screams and you snatch his handcuffs before taking off down the alley.
Run into traffic and pray to God you don't get hit but he does.
teh fater wurks in musterios wayz
You charge out the other side of the alley and zigzag through the slow moving traffic to the other side of the street. You hail a taxi a jump into the back seat. You see the cop with his hand over his face sauntering after you. He gets through the traffic, sees you in the cab, and shakes his head. He grabs the door handle wielding a zip tie (you have his handcuffs) and opens it so you crawl out the other side. You are now in the middle of all the traffic. You look over your shoulder and see the officer calling for backup.
Status:Location: New York, NY (Times Square)
Time: 9:33am ET Friday
Temperature: 57°F
Stamina: Moderate
Hunger: Stuffed
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area):
High*You are wanted for evading the custody of your uncle, who lives in Cambridge, MA.*You are wanted for armed robbery and indecent exposure in Somerville, MA.*You are wanted for vandalism, attempted thievery, 2 counts of assault (one on a police officer), and resisting arrest in New York, NY.You are running through Times Square trying to escape a police officer after trying to pickpocket a man and then violently incapacitating him. You are standing in the middle of bumper to bumper traffic. A cab separates you from the pursuing officer. He has called for more backup.
Enemy: Police OfficerArmed with taser and Glock 22
HP: 13/20
Hygiene:
Shower status: Average
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Average
Mouth status: Excellent
Clothing Status: Decent, should be washed soon
Colon contents: Poop of the Century WIP (6 hours left)
Items:
One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
5 wallets stolen from Times Square pedestrians
Handcuffs
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Atlas
Pen
Pad of paper
Pepe mask
1 full box of junior mints
1 box of junior mints missing one mint
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
Olive oil
Salt$25
Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$159.97
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (19% battery)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (78% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Bowie knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flashlight
Your mom's locked combination safe
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Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.
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