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an infinite loop has been created

See if they can call your stepmom.

Realize the bulge you have is not of how fat you are. Its a 500cmx500cmx500cm poop.

Its going to tear your butt if you shat it out.

Rico probably has something to do with the property in New Mexico. Ask when was the property owned. Is it still under the ownership of your father?

Also you must escape so you can shower someone with your giant explosive poop soon. Put some toilet paper in your backpack from the police bathroom to catch the blood

go to the loving bathroom toilet and take a normal stuff for once so we don't piss off the people giving us shelter
« Last Edit: August 18, 2015, 03:45:24 PM by Decepticon »

Try to find your father.

go to the loving bathroom toilet and take a normal stuff for once so we don't piss off the people giving us shelter
do not do this loving stupid stuff

HOLD IT

go to the loving bathroom toilet and take a normal stuff for once so we don't piss off the people giving us shelter

VETO



continue browsing that thread, there has to be info

You can't find anything helpful.

an infinite loop has been created

See if they can call your stepmom.
Try to find your father.

You ask the clerk to dial your father and/or stepmother, but the listed phone number is a landline that is no longer in use.

go to the loving bathroom toilet and take a normal stuff for once so we don't piss off the people giving us shelter
VETO
do not do this loving stupid stuff

HOLD IT
ITS TOO LATE

You sing a little song in your head, "Should I poop or should I not"

Status:

Location: New York, NY (Bronx)
Time: 3:48pm ET Friday
Temperature: 71°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Full
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): High
*You are wanted for evading the custody of your uncle, who lives in Cambridge, MA.
*You are wanted for armed robbery and indecent exposure in Somerville, MA.
*You are wanted for vandalism, assault on a police officer, and resisting arrest in New York, NY.

You now have free roam of the accessible areas of the police precinct. You also now have access to your backpack and its contents again. Food is free too. You have been asking about what "Rico, plot 2270" could mean and have new information about your uncle and mother. You're trying to decide if you should unleash your fury or not.

Available areas:

Lobby (several chairs, some potted plants, magazines on a table, clerk's desk, and temporary TV)
Hallway leading to other rooms
Interrogation room (table, two chairs, locked filing cabinet, desk with drawers)
Lab (not accessible without key, window on door)
Break Room
Unknown room with unknown status
The door leading out into the street

Hygiene:

Shower status: Average
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Average
Mouth status: Excellent
Clothing Status: Decent, should be washed soon

Colon contents: Poop of the Century (ready)

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Atlas
Pen
Pad of paper
Pepe mask
1 full box of junior mints
1 box of junior mints missing one mint
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
Olive oil
Salt

$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$159.97
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (52% battery, charging)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Bowie knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flashlight
Your mom's locked combination safe

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

Check out that unknown room with that unknown status.



HOLD POOP FOR SOMEONE IMPORTANT