Scream that you are John Cena and start puking everywhere
You shout, "I AM JOOOOOOHN CEEEEEEEENAAAAAA!!!" but due to the tape over your mouth, you just sound like an angry cow. When you try to puke, it just fills up your mouth and you can't expel it, so you have to not only swallow all of it but your mouth now tastes horrible.
UNLEASH the NERD RAGE perk within you and pull out from the fishing line
after that grab his head and RKO him unconscious then proceed to take control.
You violently begin wrenching your wrists against the fishing line hoping to snap it. The pain is nearly unbearable as the fishing line begins cutting at your wrists. The man sees you moving and bellowing.
"Will you shut the hell up?!" he shouts as he brings his fist down on your head.
Despair and sit back for the ride
Defeated, you slump down in the seat. You fall asleep for a bit and wake up later. The sun is higher in the sky. The clock in the car reads 10:21am. You pull your head up trying to get a glimpse of the surroundings. You see tall buildings and the highway is much wider. You see a sign reading "Lexington City Limits". All the cars have Kentucky license plates. Therefore you deductively reason that you're in Lexington, KY.
Punch out the turning light and attempt to signal anyone driving by
shuffle around, become a worm
You take advantage of the populated highways and try to discreetly draw attention to yourself. Shuffling around becoming your special worm-kin, you wiggle around and manage to prop yourself up on your arms and peer out the back window hoping that a driver will see your sorry groggy face with tape over your mouth. After a bit of driving, you see a young woman driving a Lincoln getting closer to the car. She has her phone up to her ear and is talking fast.
Your kidnapper exits into a slummy area of the city. The Lincoln follows, but your captor doesn't notice. He does notice that you're awake though, and sitting up.
"You idiot!" he yells as he reaches back and grabs you by the neck, "Quit drawing attention!"
He hurls you face first onto the seat. He turns the car into a small drive outside an old brick building. The Lincoln stops and parks on the other side of the street. Two men in ratty clothing come out of the building and approach the car.
"Hey boys, how've you been?" asks the fat guy.
"K," one of them says, "Where'd you get this one?"
"Eh I was doing a job in Richmond for Skanks. See, I was driving along with Higgs in the trunk, gonna make the dump see? When this U-haul truck comes flying through a red light and hit my right rear fender. I couldn't move the car. I couldn't sit there with a body in the trunk. I made do. Driver was hurt bad, sayin' he was goin' to a hospital somethin' about his nephew. Sure nuff there was a kid slumped like a corpse next to 'im. He was droolin' and mutterin' but not movin'. Soz I just put im in the back and brought him here! He's a feisty one though. Tried to pull an easy one on me by gettin' this guy's attention in West Ginny. I bump him off and got me this nice car here. This boy's gonna make us good money."
He turns to you, "How'd ya like to live in Ukraine, boy? I got this nice feller who'll make a good daddy for ya. You just gotta do him some...favors."
Oh God.
Status:Location: Lexington, KY
Time: 10:45am Sunday
Temperature: Unknown
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Not Hungry
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area):
VERY HIGH*Wanted as a kidnapped child, Amber Alert has been issuedYou are tied and gagged in the backseat of a stolen car driven by your kidnapper. He has stopped the car at a brick building and has two accomplices. However, a woman in a black Lincoln seems go have tailed you and is remaining inconspicuous.
Hygiene:
Shower status: Good
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Average
Mouth status: Very poorly
Clothing Status: Clean
Colon contents: Empty
Items:
One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, shoes)
Keychain flashlight
Screwdriver
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