love is in the air, unzip your pants then pounce
Unable to control your hormones, you unzip your pants and pounce on her, pinning her to the floor. She screams and struggles underneath you. You hear a commotion coming from downstairs that sounds like a grand piano falling down the stairwell. Actually, it wasn't far from the truth, except that it was Martha coming up the stairs. As she squeezes through the doorway to rescue Cindy, she pops through, trips, and falls on you. You black out and become the edgy paraplegic in juvy.
Revert to last Autosave.try to get to know more about Cindy. ask her how long she's been helping out
"So, uh, Cindy," you ask.
"Yes Sven?"
In your mind, you laugh like
Tigger at the sound of her voice.
"How long have you been working here?"
"Well my parents live pretty far out in the country so it was difficult for me to find a job, so my Aunt Martha invited me to stay here and help out here. In return, I get payment, a room on the third floor (huehue), and food at mealtime. I've been doing this since I was 15, so about two years now."
So she is apparently 17. The two of you continue to clean from room to room. You let her vacuum under all the beds because you told her that dust makes you sneeze.
Ask if you can turn this house into a pirate ship
After cleaning for a while, you randomly say, "You know, I think it'd be cool if we could turn this house into a pirate ship."
She stops cleaning, slowly turns her head, and looks at you. Crap, now you look stupid.
"Sven..." she says, "That's actually a great idea!"
"It is?"
"Yes!" she exclaims, "The kids love playing games around here and pretending that we are on a pirate ship would keep them occupied without playing their crazy tag games!"
"Uh....YEAH that's a great idea!!"
"Will you help me surprise them?"
"Oh uh sure...."
The two of you hang bedsheets and stuff in the hallway to appear as sails and use the balcony overlooking the first floor as the edges of the ship. When the kids arrive from school, they were all very surprised and occupied so Cindy had less work to do with chasing them around.
"Wow normally my afternoons are really busy!" she says, "Thank you, Sven!"
Status:Location: Louisville, KY
Time: 4:32pm ET Monday
Temperature: 64°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Hungry
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area):
NoneYou have just helped out Cindy and gotten onto her good side.
Hygiene:
Shower status: Excellent
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Excellent
Mouth status: Excellent
Clothing Status: Clean
Colon contents: Ready
Items:Amenities (upkeep objects, survival aids):One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Pen
Pad of paper
$159.97iPhone 6 (100% battery)
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)
Food Stuffs:3/4 box of junior mints
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade$25
Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Weapons/Tools:United States Road Atlas
9" cutting knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Claw hammer
Screwdriver
Flashlight
Keychain flashlight
iPhone charger
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Keepsakes:Ultra Sock (your poor boy's stuffed toy)
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
Your mom's locked combination safe (unknown contents)
???:Gum (4 sticks remaining)
A carton of your own poop covered in duct tape
Pepe mask
Small piece of wire
*
Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.
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