Eat the banana and leave the peel under someone's bed for it to rot / get infested with ants.
You eat the banana and leave the peel under one of the bunk beds.
Place the pile of carton of stuff in the vent.
You look around the room for a vent. You find a register on the floor underneath the window that looks out towards the street. You pull the cover off. You walk to your backpack and remove the duct tape covered abomination. Quietly unwrapping it so as to not disturb your roommates, you carefully take the lid off. The smell is absolutely repulsive. Your stomach heaves violently and you quickly place the container into the air duct. You push it down pretty far so as to not be detected as easily. In no time at all, the room is being permeated with the smell of rotten sewage. Your roommates begin rolling around uncomfortably.
Sneak out to the kitchen and eat all the food so you can stuff on your roommates the likes of which have never been seen before to show them who the boss is. Assert your dominance!
You grab your backpack and leave the room before your roommates wake up and decide to loot the kitchen. You tiptoe down the stairs. Behind a door near the staircase, you hear deafening snoring and muttering. That must be Martha's room. You go into the kitchen and rummage around looking for stuff.
Obtained:1 jar peanut butter
4 cans Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup
2 cans of tuna
A box of 8 granola bars
You don't want to take too much because your backpack is pretty full.
go into her room and tell her about your journey to san fran to start a new life and express your feelings for her and then mysteriously disappear from the house as you journey continue westward onto a new chapter of your miserable loving life you inhumane filthy putrid piece of stuff you
You creep back upstairs to the top bedroom where Cindy sleeps. You gently try the door. It's locked. You pull out your pad of paper and pen and begin writing a note. You make a sultry, gushy love letter and explain how you are taking off for San Francisco in search of a better life. You also tell her not to be sad. You will be back for her one day! But right now, your worthless life is worse off than the putrid container that you left in the air duct. It is time for improvements. Love, education, and work are not for you.
You slip the note underneath her door and go back downstairs.
Take the safe to a locksmith or something to get it opened
You decide once and for all to try and figure out how to get the safe unlocked. You quietly leave the building and look up "locksmiths in Louisville, KY". There is a place called "A Cheaper Locksmith" but it is 12 miles away. They service residential issues including opening safes. Head in that direction? Or find a way to leave Louisville? You are feeling very tired.
Status:Location: Louisville, KY
Time: 10:49pm ET Monday
Temperature: 53°F
Stamina: Very tired
Hunger: Content
Hydration: Content
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area):
NoneYou are escaping the foster home to continue on your search to find San Francisco.
Hygiene:
Shower status: Excellent
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Excellent
Mouth status: Excellent
Clothing Status: Decent
Bladder contents: Time to full bladder (3 hours)
Colon contents: Empty
Items:Amenities (upkeep objects, survival aids):One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Pen
Pad of paper
$159.97iPhone 6 (100% battery)
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)
Food Stuffs:3/4 box of junior mints
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
1 jar peanut butter
4 cans of soup
2 cans of tuna
8 granola bars$25
Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Weapons/Tools:United States Road Atlas
9" cutting knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Claw hammer
Screwdriver
Flashlight
Keychain flashlight
iPhone charger
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Keepsakes:Ultra Sock (your poor boy's stuffed toy)
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
Your mom's locked combination safe (unknown contents)
???:Pepe mask
Small piece of wire
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Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.
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