To add on to this, babies. forget babies. No, your baby is not cute. It's just a loving obnoxious little meat sack that isn't smart enough to contribute to society yet and consumes resources. Did I mention every single restaurant has a screaming baby? Yeah. forget babies, little entitled richardheads.
it's even worse on a plane, the screaming never ends.
leave your loving baby at home, it won't remember all this anyways.
infact, i have a story about this.
i was heading home after my holiday, sat down in my chair hoping for a quiet journey home, suddenly a woman in loving sunglasses, tanktop and shorts sits behind me holding her asleep, morbidly obese baby, she was on the seat directly behind me while holding the baby in her arms. the other seats were either empty or being used for her handbag.
this isn't even the beginning
the plane takes off, baby wakes up with the loudest ear piercing screech known to man, to only later vomit down the back of my seat, keep in mind it was screaming while vomiting so it got everywhere.
everyone is trying to ignore it, trying to stop themselves from punching the child.
the screaming didn't stop, she didn't even try to comfort it
half way through the journey, a smell even worse than crusty vomit rose up.
it was stuff with the fine topping of piss.
the baby was dead quiet while it was stuffting itself so i had that.
by the time the plane was over, she got up first and strolled loving casually down the alleyway taking a selfie while she was doing it.
faces of pure hatred across the plane.
later found out that the seat had to be removed and replaced, as i saw them taking out a seat from the plane.
this became a joke in my group, the baby from hell
never flying with first choice again
