I want someone to make a realistic action game with a fat female protagonist. They'll constantly be slow and out of breath, but no one in the game will think anything of it, except for the occasional "hurry up!" ;^). It'll be like the protagonist was a regular person. That way it's literally just a hindrance that the character is fat.
This way, when it's released, and the SJW's complain, we can just say "WERE BEING RELEASTIC, ISNT THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?"