Author Topic: SJWs "fix" video game females by making them chubby  (Read 8052 times)

Who wants to pool money together to make a sjwcon so we can destroy them all in one place?

brb making kickstarter

I want someone to make a realistic action game with a fat female protagonist. They'll constantly be slow and out of breath, but no one in the game will think anything of it, except for the occasional "hurry up!" ;^). It'll be like the protagonist was a regular person. That way it's literally just a hindrance that the character is fat.

This way, when it's released, and the SJW's complain, we can just say "WERE BEING RELEASTIC, ISNT THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?"

I want someone to make a realistic action game with a fat female protagonist. They'll constantly be slow and out of breath, but no one in the game will think anything of it, except for the occasional "hurry up!" ;^). It'll be like the protagonist was a regular person. That way it's literally just a hindrance that the character is fat.

This way, when it's released, and the SJW's complain, we can just say "WERE BEING RELEASTIC, ISNT THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?"

ooh ooh, and last level she becomes thin but nobody likes her because of her trash personality

I want someone to make a realistic action game with a fat female protagonist. They'll constantly be slow and out of breath, but no one in the game will think anything of it, except for the occasional "hurry up!" ;^). It'll be like the protagonist was a regular person. That way it's literally just a hindrance that the character is fat.

This way, when it's released, and the SJW's complain, we can just say "WERE BEING RELEASTIC, ISNT THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?"
"STOP OUTRUNNING ME stuff LORD! I'm out of breathe!"

I want someone to make a realistic action game with a fat female protagonist. They'll constantly be slow and out of breath, but no one in the game will think anything of it, except for the occasional "hurry up!" ;^). It'll be like the protagonist was a regular person. That way it's literally just a hindrance that the character is fat.

This way, when it's released, and the SJW's complain, we can just say "WERE BEING RELEASTIC, ISNT THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?"
But now you are making fun if fat people

Fighting with an sjw is like trying to break a cement wall with your fists

But now you are making fun if fat people

Fighting with an sjw is like trying to break a cement wall with your fists

no it's more like trying to break a really thick wall of styrofoam with your fists

all of their arguments are stupid but there's so many of them that it holds together

If these characters were like this in the first place, I'm pretty sure these people would still complain about it
« Last Edit: July 26, 2015, 01:15:16 PM by Blockchip »

But now you are making fun if fat people

Fighting with an sjw is like trying to break a cement wall with your fists

No I'm not. No one in the game is making fun of them. I'm just making a /realistic/ female action game. It's what they want. :^)

No I'm not. No one in the game is making fun of them. I'm just making a /realistic/ female action game. It's what they want. :^)
The moral of the game is to run around punching random people until you get in shape.

Realism was thrown out the window with games where you can jump from a helicopter from 2000 feet, land, sustain 50 bullets, a rocket, and 2 grenades. I would also like to point out that a good amount of you are insulting people for being fat. Having an option for fat characters if it will make people feel better about themselves is okay. However changing older characters is not going to happen and the majority of characters are going to be rather fit in the end.

I would also like to point out that a good amount of you are insulting people for being fat.

This is blf. We're probably all morbidly obese, and second, we don't care who's fat as long as they're not pushing an agenda.

No I'm not. No one in the game is making fun of them. I'm just making a /realistic/ female action game. It's what they want. :^)
Plot twist, character becomes fit and hot after the final boss because they decided to get in shape.

This is blf. We're probably all morbidly obese, and second, we don't care who's fat as long as they're not pushing an agenda.
Last time I checked I weighed 110 which is pretty far from obese

Why do I never hear anyone complain about all the hyper buff guys in media "setting an unrealistic expectation for males"
i don't think anyone feels a need to bitch about it because normally they're shown punching someone into orbit or something

Plot twist, character becomes fit and hot after the final boss because they decided to get in shape.

I'd like to imagine there's a level that's practically impossible to proceed through because the character is fat, unless the person cheated through or made it by some miracle of broken engine physics. And when the person gets through that area, someone's like "Wow I didn't think you could make it!".