Author Topic: Bl Forums gets pulled over (Read 5586 times)

MTrRxx · July 29, 2015, 10:17:34 PM

"Is it because the road is on fire? Because then I've done NOTHING wrong.

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Dionysusan · July 29, 2015, 10:19:56 PM

its cause im black

Ragequit · July 29, 2015, 10:20:44 PM

Quote from: Space1255 on July 29, 2015, 09:58:30 PM

He can't suck what doesn't exist.

do you want proof forgetface

Space1255 · July 29, 2015, 11:08:15 PM

Quote from: Ragequit on July 29, 2015, 10:20:44 PM

do you want proof forgetface

Man I wish your ego was as small as your richard.
Then you'd be hella calm

Ragequit · July 30, 2015, 02:31:29 AM

Quote from: Space1255 on July 29, 2015, 11:08:15 PM

Man I wish your ego was as small as your richard.
Then you'd be hella calm

do you have to be the biggest friend ever like is it your job or something because damn you're doing a great job
im jackin ur balls bro

Blocky943 · July 30, 2015, 02:57:20 AM

*throws a ring at police officer*

Decepticon · July 30, 2015, 03:30:05 AM

frank go away we're cops too

Ragequit · July 30, 2015, 03:31:02 AM

no you're not you national socialist forget

Clone v.117 · July 30, 2015, 03:31:11 AM

I swear they said they were 18

HellHound · July 30, 2015, 03:54:33 AM

Did somebody call for a police officer?

Flamecannon · July 30, 2015, 04:09:00 AM

Quote from: Decepticon on July 30, 2015, 03:30:05 AM

frank go away we're cops too

Excuse me, I'm Polo, a Police Officer of the Police, subdivision of the Police Police, a part-time Police Officer at the Inter Police, and a partner of Frank, codename Sting, a Police Officer of the Police, subdivision of the Police Police, full-time member of the past-time band "The Police". Frank Sting suspected something wrong. We have a reason to believe you're not official Police Officers as you lack grids and copyrights on your bodies, as well as no white aura constantly surrounding you. Do you mind if we search your vehicle, Police Officer to Police Officer? We're going to also need some identification. Or are you going to slam on the gas, because I'll make sure with my Plastic Pellet Pulverizer that you never Offed this Police Officer.

Decepticon · July 30, 2015, 04:29:54 AM

be our guest, we're coming through from a different jurisdiction. we're from the non-stock district precinct.

Flamecannon · July 30, 2015, 04:53:08 AM

Everything checks out, Frank. They are not high-ranking officials like me, covered in these high quality Police-brand Police patches, but they are indeed non-stock officials. You're free to pass through to your designated Police destination.

Well there they go. Looks like another misread again by ol' Frank here, heh.

Wait a second...

You're not Frank! Frank doesn't laugh... and he definitely doesn't have Police brand hat official permissions! Besides, I think he looks silly in a hat! Who are you!?

Hmph, good eye punk. You got me. I'm not Frank. Frank's with his dumb brother huntin' me down at Michael's. All they're gonna get is a kid runnin' around with plastic safety scissors. No, I'm really... The Scissor Samurai! Put your hands up right now if you don't wanna get cut up. Yer comin' with me to my headquarters, the local barber shop... We're gonna see if you look better bald... Or dead.

No way! Put YOUR hands up! My custom gun will blow you away at any sight of hesit---

Looks like your gun is nothing when it's cut in half. Don't waste my time. Yer gonna be my hostage.

Decepticon · July 30, 2015, 05:05:46 AM

those were nice fellows. hope we get to see them again soon.

wait a second. frank... i knew frank, from high school... did you see him in the mirror when we drove off? he was laughing...... frank never laughed. somethings wrong.

we need to get back as soon as possible, get the sirens on

Darksaber2213 · July 30, 2015, 05:10:55 AM

You'll never catch me alive,