Quest to Save Kompressor[poll is up, vote for something better to do]

[Space1255]

UNLOAD ON EVERYONE

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[tber123]

UNLOAD ON EVERYONE

Nobody has guns except the aliens

[Space1255]

Nobody has guns except the aliens

TURN YOUR NIPPLES INTO GUNS
GET IT
GUN NIPPLES
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but do epic 3 on 1 battles, team up with two of the outcasts

[tber123]

TURN YOUR NIPPLES INTO GUNS
GET IT
GUN NIPPLES
AHAHAHAHAHA

but do epic 3 on 1 battles, team up with two of the outcasts

Tom O'Flanagan rocks out at Alien 1 with a Keytar! Alien 1 loses 5 points of Mental Health and suffers an accuracy debuff!
Ben Blonde swings his fists at Alien 1 and misses!
Agent Crit kicks Alien 1 in the groin for a critical 6 damage and breaks the energy shield!
Outcast Lieutenant socks Alien 1 in the face for a critical 3 damage!
Outcast Guardsman punches Alien 1 in the left arm for 3 damage!
Outcast Marksman karate chops Alien 1 in the left leg for 2 damage!
Alien 1 runs off screaming and drops his Plasma Pistol! You automatically loot it!
Alien 2 sprays the Laser Carbine at Agent Crit and hits the left arm twice for 8 damage!

Alien Riot Guards incoming!

Nearby Objects:
Forcefield Release Switch(Release all prisoners)
Glowing Canister(???)
Glowing Green Sausage
Bucket of Radioactive Waste
Vuvuzela
v21 Postcard

Nearby People:
Alien Riot Guard 1(9/9 HP) armed with Defraction Gun DMG 2 per pellet up to 6
Alien Riot Guard 2(9/9 HP) armed with Defraction Gun DMG 2 per pellet up to 6
Alien Riot Guard 3(8/10 HP) armed with Riot Shield DMG 4-8, blocks projectiles
Alien Riot Guard 4(8/10 HP) armed with Riot Shield DMG 4-8, blocks projectiles
Alien 2(15/15 HP, 5/5 Shield Energy) armed with Laser Carbine DMG 4-6, hits up to 3x
Ben Blonde has 15/15 HP. Small Guns Skill: 7.09/30 [color=Transparent[/color]
Agent Crit has 7/15 HP. Explosives Skill: 5.00/30.00 [color=Transparent[/color]
Outcast Lieutenant(10/10 HP) armed with Bare Hands DMG 1-3, hits up to 2x
Outcast Guardsman(10/10 HP) armed with Bare Hands DMG 1-3, hits up to 2x
Outcast Marksman(10/10 HP) armed with Bare Hands DMG 1-3, hits up to 2x
Tom O'Flanagan has 13/13 HP, 13/13 STAM, 13/13 MENT, 3/3 Jet Fuel. He is also Piss-Drunk.

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.) 2)[Music]Guitar 3)[Music]Keytar 4)[SmallGuns]Plasma Pistol

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$566 (3)BoomBox (4)Fine Wine x20 (5)Mech Part 1/3 (6)Sand Soup x43

AMMO: Plasma x3

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.65/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00 Unarmed: 4.30/30.00 Speech: 7.50/30.00 Music: 0.07/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.18/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00 Explosives: 0.30/30.00 Deflector: 0.10/30.00 Shotguns: 0.10/30.00 Flamethrowers: 0.10/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats) Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying usually) Radiation Posioning(-3 Max HP/Stamina/Mental Health)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

[Space1255]

RELEASE THEM ALL

[Nicepoint]

Drink whatevers in the glowing canister. It must be good once in a while.

[Refticus]

offer sand soup if they hold off the attack

[tber123]

Drink whatevers in the glowing canister. It must be good once in a while.

You drink the glowing canister and contract severe radiation poisoning... And your ability to fly is enhanced! Also, you're glowing really bright green.

offer sand soup if they hold off the attack

You drunkenly offer the Aliens your finest Sand Soup. They accept it and get piss-drunk like you are.

RELEASE THEM ALL

You hit the Forcefield Release Switch and see dozens of prisoners break free from their cells and decide to follow you.

An Alien Researcher investigates the commotion and discovers you!

Alien Researcher(10/10 HP) armed with Syringe DMG 1-3

Nearby Objects:
Glowing Green Sausage
Bucket of Radioactive Waste
Vuvuzela
v21 Postcard

Nearby People:
Ben Blonde has 15/15 HP. Small Guns Skill: 7.09/30 [color=Transparent[/color]
Agent Crit has 7/15 HP. Explosives Skill: 5.00/30.00 [color=Transparent[/color]
Outcast Lieutenant(10/10 HP) armed with Bare Hands DMG 1-3, hits up to 2x
Outcast Guardsman(10/10 HP) armed with Bare Hands DMG 1-3, hits up to 2x
Outcast Marksman(10/10 HP) armed with Bare Hands DMG 1-3, hits up to 2x
Fellow Prisoners Following You: 36
Tom O'Flanagan has 10/10 HP, 10/10 STAM, 10/10 MENT, 6/6 Jet Fuel(Fly + Hard to Hit). He is also Very Drunk.

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.) 2)[Music]Guitar 3)[Music]Keytar 4)[SmallGuns]Plasma Pistol

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$566 (3)BoomBox (4)Fine Wine x20 (5)Mech Part 1/3 (6)Sand Soup x38

AMMO: Plasma x3

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.65/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00 Unarmed: 4.30/30.00 Speech: 7.50/30.00 Music: 0.09/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.18/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00 Explosives: 0.30/30.00 Deflector: 0.10/30.00 Shotguns: 0.10/30.00 Flamethrowers: 0.10/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats) Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying usually) Severe Radiation Posioning(-6 Max HP/Stamina/Mental Health)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

[Space1255]

Find everyone's weaponry! Then lead the others to freedom, then get Komoressor!

[Refticus]

consume the vuvuzela and only speak in vuvulease

[tber123]

Find everyone's weaponry! Then lead the others to freedom, then get Komoressor!

You frantically search the entire ship searching for your weapons. You see the armory blocked by a forcefield with the only way to open it being to push a special button! The only problem is that the button is in the possession of an alien who's locked himself inside! The alien flips an obscene gesture before shouting "ɯnɔs ƃuᴉlɥʇɹɐǝ 'ǝɹǝɥ uᴉ ʇǝƃ ɹǝʌǝu ll,noʎ"

consume the vuvuzela and only speak in vuvulease

You shove the entire vuvuzela in your mouth and promptly puke it back out before feeling sick to the stomach and collapsing to the floor in a heap.

Nearby Objects:
Alien Teddy Bear
Some sort of VHS Tape
Glowing Green Sausage
Bucket of Radioactive Waste
Vuvuzela
v21 Postcard

Nearby People:
Ben Blonde has 15/15 HP. Small Guns Skill: 7.09/30 [color=Transparent[/color]
Agent Crit has 7/15 HP. Explosives Skill: 5.00/30.00 [color=Transparent[/color]
Outcast Lieutenant(10/10 HP) armed with Bare Hands DMG 1-3, hits up to 2x
Outcast Guardsman(10/10 HP) armed with Bare Hands DMG 1-3, hits up to 2x
Outcast Marksman(10/10 HP) armed with Bare Hands DMG 1-3, hits up to 2x
Fellow Prisoners Following You: 36
Tom O'Flanagan has 10/10 HP, 10/10 STAM, 10/10 MENT, 6/6 Jet Fuel(Fly + Hard to Hit). He is also Very Drunk.

WEAPONS(5 QDS): 1)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.) 2)[Music]Guitar 3)[Music]Keytar 4)[SmallGuns]Plasma Pistol

ITEMS(10 QDS): (1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1 (2)Flashlight x1 (3)$566 (3)BoomBox (4)Fine Wine x20 (5)Mech Part 1/3 (6)Sand Soup x38

AMMO: Plasma x3

SKILLS: Long Arms: 5.65/30.00 Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00 Unarmed: 4.30/30.00 Speech: 7.50/30.00 Music: 0.09/30.00 Throwing: 0.05/30.00 Small Guns: 0.18/30.00 Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00 Explosives: 0.30/30.00 Deflector: 0.10/30.00 Shotguns: 0.10/30.00 Flamethrowers: 0.10/30.00

PERKS: Limited ESP(See enemy stats) Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying usually) Severe Radiation Posioning(-6 Max HP/Stamina/Mental Health)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.

[Refticus]

toot vuvuzela before passing out to summon the skeleton gods

[Nicepoint]

Use your glowing aura to melt the circuits of the armory force field.

[Bdarty]

Eat the sausage and drink the toxic waste

[Space1255]

Crush an alien between your massive testicles.